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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Short Speech


I gave a short speech today in response to U.S. President Barack Obama's State of the Union Speech & also in response to the Republican Party's response by Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell.

To all human politicians: I am sorry you are all stupid. You speak too many words when just a few would do.

Now, let's all join together for some cheese & bacon!

I am fairly certain that if all politicians did what dogs want, all the world's problems would be solved!

The esteemed journalist Mr. Sam E. Winks tinkled and said this about my speech: "I forgot Tubey was a dog for about 5 seconds!"

Saturday, January 09, 2010

All Frozed Up

The weather here in Missouri is as close to perfect as you can get without there being a blizzard! We've been 10°F or less for over a week. Woooo! Sadly, my Human forgot to bring her camera home from her office so I have no new pictures of me frolicking in the 0ish temperatures. I recreated today's World of Turbo in the picture to the left.

Unfortunately, next week our weather is supposed to turn dismal. Around Wednesday, we are supposed to hit 36°F.

Anywoo, I have been working on a plan to fairly distribute colder weather to disadvantaged huskies in areas of the country such as Texas and Florida. I am also working on sending some colder weather to Hawaii but have met some oceanic resistance.

I know that not all dogs appreciate the colder temperatures. So please remember my previous plan to send fluff to needy pups. I am thinking of them, too!

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Other Things To Do When It's Cold


So, it's been a little cold this week. Right now it is 10°F. It was 0°F on the night between Friday and Saturday. It is snowing right now, but it doesn't count. It's not enough.

The holiday season is coming to an end, which means that my Human will have to go to work for 5 days in a row. I don't understand humans. I'm a working breed dog and I do the same things 7 days each week without a break!

My Human thought her sewer line was freezing up last night. Think about how funny that would be. Humans make us poop outside! barking out loud!