I think it's stupid when humans declare that their dog "thinks he's a human." AS IF!!!!! Here's a list of things about humans that I'm not jealous of:
1. They have to do certain things on certains days and times. Work week? What the %#%@ is that?!
2. They wear clothes and shoes.
3. They don't like to smell things like we do.
4. They have stupid, petty rules about things. "Don't get on the couch!" "Don't chew on that!" "No, don't pee on there!"
5. They pee in the refillable drinking bowl in that small, tiled room.
6. They spend too much time blabbling on that stupid phone thing.
7. They like to think they are in control.
8. They run a lot slower than we do.
Of course I could go on, but unlike humans, I know when to stop.
This cartoon (Apartment 3-G) shows several of these flaws:
I think I have improved it with these changes:
