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Showing posts with label toilet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toilet. Show all posts

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Re-Enactment

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So last night my Human woke up at about 2:56am. She got up and went to "visit" the ceramic refillable drinking bowl in the white tiled room. When she returned, she found me nibbling on the comforter she was sleeping under. I grumbled at her when she tried to remove it from my mouth, but I let her take it back.

Of course I couldn't get a picture of me doing this, so I got Fargo to stand in for me in the re-enactment:

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Toilet Paper


We were watching TV last night and saw a commercial for Cottonelle toilet paper for young humans. The paper has paw prints on it. The human-pup is supposed to unroll it until they see a retriever pup. That way they train the human-pup to know how far to unroll. They also have butt wipes that are watermelon flavored.


Now, we all enjoy a good toilet paper treat from time to time. Some of us prefer it dry and some prefer it straight out of that weird water bowl the humans use for activities other than drinking (they're strange creatures).

Aurora loves toilet paper the most of all of us. She has trained my Human to give her a square when she raises her paw. The Human calls it a "high five" trick. We call it manipulating the Human for what we want.

When Lex was the only dog living with the Human, he took the roll while the Human was on sitting on the drinking bowl. She chased him all over the house to get it back, not realizing that she had another roll under the sink. Lex got a big laugh over that and says now that he wishes he had a camera then!