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Saturday, September 26, 2009

Week 4


This was not a good week for the Husky Football League. Before I give you the bad news, I will cheer you up by showing you a couple pictures of me:

Now for the bad news from the League. Huskies defeated pioneers and rams. They were not successful against golden bears, vandals, the cardinal (the color, not the bird), lakers, and wildcats.

I will point out that the Bloomsburg (Turbo-Colored) Huskies remain undefeated. Ha roo!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Week 3


Huskies mostly won their football games this week. They beat 2 varieties of bears: Golden and Regular. They also defeated boiler manufacturers and Troy citizens.

Huskies did not win against wolves and penguins. I understand not beating the wolves, but why didn't Huskies defeat birds who cry ice cube tears?????

The Saskatchewan Huskies did not win or lose this week because they did not play football.

Here's a picture of a human pretending to be a Husky from the team that did not prevail over the wolves (I don't know who the humans pretending to be humans are in the picture):

And here is a picture of me:

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Week 2


It was another mixed bag of wins and losses in the Husky Football League:

Huskies prevailed over rams, lakers, leathernecks, and vandals. (My Human, who is stupid, says that huskies and vandals are indistinguishable.)

Huskies did not prevail over tarheels, eagles, and black bears.

I need to make a special woo out to the Bloomsburg Huskies. They are definitely not stupid. Look at their mascot. I think they will win for this reason alone!

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Are You Ready For Some Football?


This weekend was (for the most part) the first weekend of my tracking the records of the Husky Football League. The members of this esteemed league have Huskies for mascots and are universities in the United States and Canada.

Without further time wasting, here's my line scores:

The Huskies heroically beat Dinos, Vulcans, and Rufus the Bobcat.

The Huskies valiantly lost to Chargers, Eagles, Badgers, & Tigers.

I am most impressed with the U of Saskatchewan Huskies. Look at the huge husky in these pictures I found on their website: