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Sunday, October 21, 2012

Another Weekend Of HFL Action

This was not a good weekend for the Husky Football League teams. So, I'm hoping to soften the blow by showing you this action shot of 2 professional Canadian Football League teams playing in their native habitat. The only thing that would make this better is if the mascots were both huskies. But sadly, that was not to be.

The good news from this weekend's HFL games is that the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg still remain undefeated. This week they scored more points than some wolves. (Sorry wolves!)

2 other packs of Huskies won. The Northern Illinoises and the US Huskies scored more points than zips & gold-colored bears respectively.

The other packs of Huskies all scored less points than their opponents. (Bulldogs, wolves, wolverines, wildcats, axemen, & the color orange.)

Here's the current league standings. Please note the festive Turbo-colored template:

To summarize, this week Huskies scored 241 points, while non-huskies scored 272 points.

I'm ending this week with a blurry picture of me:

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Week 7 of the HFL Season

Haroo everywoo! It's getting closer and closer to snow time. Right now leaves are leaping off of trees in excitement over the cooler temperatures.

Here's this week's Husky Football League results. This week Huskies scored 284 points and non-Huskies scored 214 points.

I continue to be thrilled that the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies continue to have not scored less points than the other teams. This week they scored more points than warriors. Huskies also scored more points than timberwolves (sorry wolves!), bulls, mauraders, and rams.

I was disappointed to see that 2 packs of Huskies did not score more points than trojans and mounties and owls.

Look! It's a big, inflatable blue Husky! Some high school Huskies at a school called Capt John Chapin High School get to run through it!

In closing, here is me:

Sunday, October 07, 2012

Another Week of HFL Games!

Here we are with another week to report in the Husky Football League season. This week's final score is Huskies 216 and non-huskies 156.

I'm happy to announce that Huskies defeated marauders, wildcats, cardinals (the bird, not the color), golden eagles (both color and bird), and mounties.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But victories did not happen against ducks and scarlet knights. (It's confusing, but the scarlet knights wore black.)

As in previous weeks, the Northeastern Huskies are being contrary and are refusing to have a team.

2 packs of Huskies stayed home & dug holes or something: The East Los Angeleses & the U of Saskatchewans. The Saskatchewans are very inclusive as they are known as "us huskies."

Please note that the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg and the Michigan Techs both are without non-wins! Good going, Huskies!

In closing, sports fans, here is a picture of a very happy me in slight motion and at a slight angle:

Monday, October 01, 2012

Husky Football League: Week 4

First of all, I apologize for having to enable comment moderation on my blog. But stupid spammers were posting stupid spam on my blog. I'll approve any non-spam comment, but I'm not going to let stupid humans try to trick people into visiting their site from mine.

I've decided that I need to post updates again this year from the Husky Football League. You'll be pleased to learn that Huskies scored 303 points this week while their non-Husky opponents scored only 260 points.

This week the Huskies were victorious over golden knights, lakers, chippewas, cardinal (color, not bird, or religious person), bulldogs (sorry bulldogs!), and x-men. I'm not sure what the x-men are now. They also have x-women. Maybe they are trying to become dogs.

Sadly Huskies did not score more points than jaguars and dinos.

You'll note that the Turbo Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg have more wins than any other group of Huskies!

Unfortunately, one of the teams that did not score more points than their opponents was the U of Saskatchewan. To make their big air-filled husky feel better, Here's a picture of him:

In conclusion, here is a picture of me taken on Sunday to inspire you all: