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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Howl (oween) & Football Update


Hey! What do you think of my giant Turbo-sized pumpkin?

Now for the Husky Football League update...

Bad weekend for the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg. They had a non-winning game against some golden rams. The Connecticuts did not win against some knights that are scarlet colored. The Northeasterns did not score as many points as some felines who happened to be wild.

The Washingtons did not lose! They had a weekend where they didn't play football.

I will end with the good news! The Saskatchewans won against some different rams (who I assume were not golden). The Northern Illinois zipped past some zips. And, the Michigan Techs doubled their number of victories against some dragons.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

27 & 27


There are no longer any husky teams with perfect records. The good news is that the Northeasterns have finally won a game. The bad news is that the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies lost this week.

Huskies defeated golden bears, redhawks, and tigers. Huskies did not defeat red raiders, mountaineers, ducks, and cardinals.

Below is a picture of me destroying a toilet paper tube to show support to all husky teams.

Monday, October 19, 2009

On Top Of Things, A Retrospective


I have always prided myself on keeping on top of things. My Human found my pawprints on top of her dresser. She wasn't surprised. Unfortunately, there is no picture of that. But here's a few of my favorites over time.


Sunday, October 18, 2009

6, 7, and/or 8


Serious note: I just read that one of the UCONN Huskies football players was fatally stabbed on campus after their victory. Our thoughts are with Jasper Howard's family, team mates, and friends.

It's really confusing which week of Husky League Football we are on. Some teams have played 6. Some 7. And the Turbo-Colored Huskies have played 8.

Speaking of the Turbo-Colored Huskies, the Bloomsburgs have won yet another game. They are undefeated at 8 wins and 0 losses. This week then took care of some wolves.

You'll be relieved to hear that the Northeasterns did not lose this week. They did not play, but they did not lose.

Huskies defeated wolves, bisons, and cardinals. My Human went to the bison university. I had to rub it in a bit. You know how that goes.

I am sad to have to tell you that huskies did not win against rockets, sun devils, and greyhounds. The Northern Illinoises had a close game. They lost by only 1 point!

And finally, please good vote for the good Captain Maverick in this contest. If he wins, the money will go to husky rescue. (And that would not be the Northeastern Huskies football team, although they do need some help!)

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Week 6 (or 5 or even 7)


Yet another thrilling week in the world of Husky League Football. 2 teams remain perfect this week: the Bloomsburgs and the Northeasterns. Unfortunately, only the Bloomsburgs have won all their games.

I didn't post this last night because the Washingtons played a very late game and I had to get my sleep on. (Here is a link to Dubs' blog. He's actually a Malamute, but I'm happy to have him representing.) But below are the results for the week:

Unfortunately, only the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies and the Washington Malamute Representing Huskies won this week. They beat some warriors and wildcats this week. Maybe the "W" meant that they would "win." I don't want to take any chances, so I suggest that no husky teams play any opponents whose name begins with "L."

The Northern Illinoises did not play this week. I hope they got to nap and eat some cheese & bacon.

I don't like talking about loses, but I need to mention who the other husky teams played. They played thunderbirds, panthers, derrick the oiler, and some tribe.

In closing, here is a picture of what I'd look like if I was standing near a statue on the campus of the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies:

Tuesday, October 06, 2009



We had a visitor this weekend. A friend of my Human was passing through our world on the way home after a high school reunion. (This is a picture of me greeting this friend of my Human's.) This friend had gone to her 25th year after graduating high school reunion. My Human has her 25th year after graduation high school reunion next year.

Humans are stupid. They feel the need to wait 5 or 10 years at a stretch to get really excited about seeing people they know. Dogs, on the other paw, are really excited to see people each time they see them.

My Human says that reunions are a way that time grabs people by the shirt collars, shakes them, and yells, "YOU REALLY ARE THAT OLD!!!!"

Saturday, October 03, 2009

Week 5


First an important note. I inadvertently short changed the Bloomsburgs on the number of wins. I've gone back and corrected my reports. As a special way of apologizing to the Turbo Colored Huskies, I've interjected myself into a graphic with their mascot:

So! Here's what happened in this week's games: The Bloomsburgs, Saskatchewans, Northern Illinois, & Michigan Techs all were triumphant over the marauders (and sidekick Skully), the clan, broncos, and bulldogs.

The Connecticuts had the week off, so they did not win, but they also did not lose.

Unfortunately, the Washingtons and the Northeasterns did not win against the Fighting Irish and some crusaders.

I have a special woo out regarding the Washingtons. They were aided in no small part by my good friend Marley, who let loose with the gas as a means of diminishing the support his humans had for the Fighting Irish. I appreciate your effort, Mars. I know your fart was in the right place.

(You will notice that I have marked certain number in red. That is the number that increases each week.)