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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Another One


It's a great day. It's...

Yes, it has been 3 years. I've appreciated all of the love and support of all of you through these years.

I thought I'd do a little synopsis of what I've done during these years:

My first blog entry was February 28, 2006.
The first time I called something "stupid" was on March 2, 2006.
We had a record amount of snow on December 1, 2006.
Dr. Meepenstein's medical practice expanded on December 28, 2006.
I announced that I would be running for President on January 23, 2007.
My first Presidential Primary victory was on January 9, 2008.
On February 23, 2008 I began my trip to Switzerland to discover what had happened to the cheese that was missing from the holes in Swiss cheese.
March 2, 2008: TurboVision quest begins.
I had a khampaign stop at the Pottsville, PA Sonic on March 27, 2008.
I became Dr. H.A. Turbofire on May 18, 2008.
I made the announcement of who my running mate would be on August 23, 2008.
The Sibertarian Khonvention began on September 5, 2008.
On November 1, 2008, my historic and award winning debate with the stupid D. Animal occurred.
Election Day was on November 4, 2008, but sadly dogs were turned away from the polls.

I promise you that my blog will have showcase my adventures in the year to come.

But first, a picture of me:

Tuesday, February 24, 2009



So, my Human stopped by Petco on the way home tonight to get Griselda Gecko some crickets. (Or "sound crickets" as she accidentally called them on that stupid Facebook thing.) But more importantly, she brought me a new toy.

It's called a Ruffian. It's made by those company who make the Cuzes. It's made of the same stuff that Cuzes are. It squeeks like the Cuzes, too! Mine is the Octopus. On the picture it is orange, but mine is green like the turtle thing.

My Human was unable to get a picture of me playing with it because she couldn't find the camera. I don't want you to feel like you're missing out, though. So below is a picture of me as a puppy:

And a more recent picture:

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Fixing Things


(Please note that this is not either of the actual handyhumans who came to our house to fix things. It's the house, but it is a reenactment.)

We had to have a couple guys come to our house and fix things that Roo Roo and my Human broke. I think that I neglected to blog that Rooie had broken the bedroom window when a stupid no-possum walked by. It was kind of scary with all that broken glass and my Human yelling for Rooie and me to "leave it." I just stared at her like she was crazy.

(This is the window Roo broke from the inside:)

All of us canines got to run around in the big field for a long time so that the handyhumans could fix things without us interrupting. Then the handyhumans went to the store to buy things. My Human still kept us out in the yard. We were ready to come in, but we still had to stay outside. Eventually my Human let us back into the house. I yelled at Lex because he was stupid, so my Human stuck me in my box.

When the handyhumans came back, all the other dogs got to meet them. I didn't because I was still in my box. Rooie was helpful. She took one of the boxes to the yard to destroy.

I want to give you an example of why Lex is stupid. He whined the whole time the handyhumans were around. One of the handyhumans asked my Human if Lex had a touch of arthritis and if that was why he was whining. My Human said no. That it was just something Lex likes to do.