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Thursday, March 02, 2006

Stupid Human Snack

We've seen commercials on that TV thing that really sets my Human off. They are for a product called "Smuckers Uncrustables." My Human thinks that they are a really stupid product. She'll squack about them to anyone unfortunate enough to listen to her.

Humans are lazy so we're not surprised that this product exists. How long would it take them to make a pb&j sandwich from scratch? When we've watched our human do this, it will take a minute tops. But to eat these stupid things you have to thaw them for an hour. Then the instructions say you should eat them within 8 to 10 hours. Why don't the human's just eat them frozen???

I don't think that I'd like them, but Aurora (the fruit & cake eater) said she thinks they'd be great!

3 comments:

IndyPindy said...

My humans think that these are really stupid snacks too. It's so easy to make a PB&J sandwhich and it's not difficult to cut off the crusts.

And yes, thawing them and having to eat them so fast is really dumb.

I think it's easier to cut off the crusts and give them to your Huskies!

Ender said...

My mom hardly ever buys pre packaged frozen and prepackaged refrigerated snack stuff...with one exception. Every now and then she will buy the already made packages of chocolate chip cookie dough, only cuz sometimes it’s cheaper (and faster) then buying all the ingredients for cookies and making them herself. Humans are so lazy, I’m always having to work, do tricks, whatever for my food!

Turbo the Sibe said...

I never thought of it before, but maybe the "Uncrustable" was created to deny dogs what is rightfully theirs--the crust!