Stupid Human Snack

We've seen commercials on that TV thing that really sets my Human off. They are for a product called "Smuckers Uncrustables." My Human thinks that they are a really stupid product. She'll squack about them to anyone unfortunate enough to listen to her.

Humans are lazy so we're not surprised that this product exists. How long would it take them to make a pb&j sandwich from scratch? When we've watched our human do this, it will take a minute tops. But to eat these stupid things you have to thaw them for an hour. Then the instructions say you should eat them within 8 to 10 hours. Why don't the human's just eat them frozen???

I don't think that I'd like them, but Aurora (the fruit & cake eater) said she thinks they'd be great!