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A Reminder

Thursday, July 02, 2009
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If I had been elected President, I would have banned the following things: Fireworks, thunderstorms, hot weather, mosquitoes, ticks, seizures, stupidity, etc, etc, etc...

Hey! This is a long holiday weekend. My Human is off of work for 3 days. It's not supposed to be really hot, which is good. But there will probably be some thunderstorms and fireworks around. We don't have fireworks at our house, But they are out there. I can hear them. Sadly, we currently have neither cheese nor bacon in our house. Maybe my Human will get some tomorrow.

I forgot to wish my Canadian friends Happy Canada Day. So, here's to you, one day late!

Happy Independence Day to all United Statesers.

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7/02/2009 09:13:00 PM :: 17 woo's ::

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New & Stupid

Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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I did not authorize this moving in!

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6/24/2009 07:13:00 PM :: 10 woo's ::

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Lost Husky In New Jersey

Monday, June 22, 2009
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Please visit Khyra's blog for information on a lost husky in New Jersey. Laska doesn't know the area and is most likely very scared.

All pawsitive thoughts and prayers appreciated.
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After the Bath

Thursday, June 18, 2009
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I don't know about you, but I love running around after my bath and rubbing my face and body on the carpet and furniture.

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6/18/2009 08:54:00 PM :: 10 woo's ::

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Unfortunate

Saturday, June 06, 2009
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My Human has informed me that she will be buying a new stupid Dyson! This is not good news, but we successfully killed the old Dyson, so we will prevail. Sure it took us 5 years, but we did succeed!

In the mean time, I will be planning, scheming, and shedding.

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6/06/2009 04:38:00 PM :: 17 woo's ::

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Hold Your Fire

Sunday, May 24, 2009
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So my Human finally figured out what that weird Friday morning smell was. I smelled it on Saturday afternoon and went over to tell the surge protector that it was stupid. Then that stupid surge protector decided to catch on fire!

My Human noticed the orange flames shooting out of it and she was able to take care of the situation without damage to anything other than the surge protector and a plug. Thing definitely could have been worse, and we are all happy that the fire didn't start until Saturday afternoon.

My Human has decided to replace the functioning surge protectors will better quality ones. She's been reading about them and found a couple of models that look promising. One of them even has a smoke detector attached so that it shuts down if it senses smoke.

This is what my Human thinks may have happened: We had a bit of a flood in our house when there was a big rain storm. The surge protector got moist. As it turns out, that's a bad thing. Also,somedog may have peed on it. But I'm not saying anything about that.

We've learned a few things:

1. Surge strips don't necessarily turn off if they are moist.
2. They also don't necessarily shut off if they are on fire.
3. You shouldn't use the same surge protector for years and years.
4. You can find more tips here: Power Strip Safety.


I've decided that I'm going to be our pack's designated Fire Marshal now.

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5/24/2009 05:37:00 PM :: 11 woo's ::

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Roughin' It

Saturday, May 23, 2009
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My Human woke up around 4am and found a very weird smell in the house. It was kind of a chemical/plastic smell. While we were outside delivering p-mail, my Human was inside sniffing things. As you all know, humans don't have as refined a sniffer as we do. My Human never figured out what the smell was and it went away anyway.

Then it was time for her to hose herself off before she went to that place she calls "work." After she was in the tub, she noticed that Roo Roo had picked up something that looked like a Tylenol. So my Human had to get out of the tub and chase after Rooie. My Human escorted Roo into the bathroom and had her drink some hydrogen peroxide so she'd horka up the pill. Turned out it wasn't a Tylenol after all but a bit of paper.

Eventually my Human was ready to go to work. So she escorted me and Rooie to our respective boxes. My Human then proceeded to give herself a black eye on a quart water bottle she was using to fill Rooie's water bowl. Yeah, I have no clue how my Human managed to do that, but she did. And now she has a nice shiner below her left eye.

Finally, when my Human got home she discovered that either Lex, Meepie, or Fargo had destroyed a catalog. Shredded paper everywhere!

All in all, it was a very good day.

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5/23/2009 06:33:00 AM :: 10 woo's ::

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