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At A Loss

Saturday, November 07, 2009
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It is not a good weekend for the Husky Football League. I am especially sad to announce that the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg have lost yet again.

I decided that what the League needs is a fight song. So, I wrote a simple one. (It's important to note that my level of song writing is the same as my Humans...And my Human actually was a music major for 1 year! So, I am destined to be far better than she is.) Click the thingie below



And, as if that song was not enough, here is a picture of me for inspiration to all teams in the Husky Football League. A lot of husky mascot teams seem to like snarling huskies, so that's what I went with for my inspiration. (Truthfully, however, I was about to sneeze.)



So anyway...



The Saskatchewans are in their playoffs. And they won against some rams. So they get to play some team next week. They are also in 1st place in the Husky Football League standings.

The Northern Illinoises destroyed some eagles to the tune of 50 to 6!

I don't feel like talking about the other games.

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Tuesday, November 03, 2009
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Happy Howl (oween) & Football Update

Saturday, October 31, 2009
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Hey! What do you think of my giant Turbo-sized pumpkin?



Now for the Husky Football League update...

Bad weekend for the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg. They had a non-winning game against some golden rams. The Connecticuts did not win against some knights that are scarlet colored. The Northeasterns did not score as many points as some felines who happened to be wild.

The Washingtons did not lose! They had a weekend where they didn't play football.

I will end with the good news! The Saskatchewans won against some different rams (who I assume were not golden). The Northern Illinois zipped past some zips. And, the Michigan Techs doubled their number of victories against some dragons.

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27 & 27

Saturday, October 24, 2009
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There are no longer any husky teams with perfect records. The good news is that the Northeasterns have finally won a game. The bad news is that the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies lost this week.

Huskies defeated golden bears, redhawks, and tigers. Huskies did not defeat red raiders, mountaineers, ducks, and cardinals.



Below is a picture of me destroying a toilet paper tube to show support to all husky teams.

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On Top Of Things, A Retrospective

Monday, October 19, 2009
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I have always prided myself on keeping on top of things. My Human found my pawprints on top of her dresser. She wasn't surprised. Unfortunately, there is no picture of that. But here's a few of my favorites over time.


























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6, 7, and/or 8

Sunday, October 18, 2009
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Serious note: I just read that one of the UCONN Huskies football players was fatally stabbed on campus after their victory. Our thoughts are with Jasper Howard's family, team mates, and friends.

It's really confusing which week of Husky League Football we are on. Some teams have played 6. Some 7. And the Turbo-Colored Huskies have played 8.



Speaking of the Turbo-Colored Huskies, the Bloomsburgs have won yet another game. They are undefeated at 8 wins and 0 losses. This week then took care of some wolves.

You'll be relieved to hear that the Northeasterns did not lose this week. They did not play, but they did not lose.

Huskies defeated wolves, bisons, and cardinals. My Human went to the bison university. I had to rub it in a bit. You know how that goes.

I am sad to have to tell you that huskies did not win against rockets, sun devils, and greyhounds. The Northern Illinoises had a close game. They lost by only 1 point!

And finally, please good vote for the good Captain Maverick in this contest. If he wins, the money will go to husky rescue. (And that would not be the Northeastern Huskies football team, although they do need some help!)

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Week 6 (or 5 or even 7)

Sunday, October 11, 2009
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Yet another thrilling week in the world of Husky League Football. 2 teams remain perfect this week: the Bloomsburgs and the Northeasterns. Unfortunately, only the Bloomsburgs have won all their games.

I didn't post this last night because the Washingtons played a very late game and I had to get my sleep on. (Here is a link to Dubs' blog. He's actually a Malamute, but I'm happy to have him representing.) But below are the results for the week:



Unfortunately, only the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies and the Washington Malamute Representing Huskies won this week. They beat some warriors and wildcats this week. Maybe the "W" meant that they would "win." I don't want to take any chances, so I suggest that no husky teams play any opponents whose name begins with "L."

The Northern Illinoises did not play this week. I hope they got to nap and eat some cheese & bacon.

I don't like talking about loses, but I need to mention who the other husky teams played. They played thunderbirds, panthers, derrick the oiler, and some tribe.

In closing, here is a picture of what I'd look like if I was standing near a statue on the campus of the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies:

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