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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Pottstown, PA Sonic!


Turbo visits Pottstown

By June Hood of the Times’ staff
Published Thursday, March 27, 2008

Presidential Candidate Huricane Akara Turbofire has finished his speech at the new Pottstown Sonic Drive-In. He is now heading to Reading to do a reading about leading.

Mr. Turbofire, who was introduced by both a human dressed as a Route 44 drink and one dressed as a hot dog, stood on a Sonic picnic table at about 1 p.m. The parking lot was filled with admiring human and canine supporters.

"Humans say that all elections are about the future," Mr. Turbofire noted. “This is certainly true, as you cannot go back in time and vote.”

The audience cheered when Mr. Turbofire said, "You may have noticed that unlike a certain human who is also visiting your city today, I did not block off streets prior to my visit, nor did I require that humans and animals be at all inconvenienced by my trip here. That is what government should be like!"

Mr. Turbofire mentioned the importance of finding a new, clean energy source, saying that poop burning technologies should not be ignored.

Mr. Turbofire concluded his speech with his now trademarked request for everyone to join him for cheese and bacon, but then he paused and said “and ice cream!”

At the conclusion of the speech, many supporters were lucky enough to shake his paw as he made his way to the ice cream machine.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

It was such a special moment - I'm glad my doggy nanny didn't notice I took her Akhura out of the garage!

I wish I khould have gone on to the reading in Reading speech BUT I had to get home so my mom didn't notice I was missing!!

Oh the humans have such a great khandidate to paw for!!!


The Daily Echo said...

You wowed your supporters and they're more motivated then ever! Hail The Chief!

Thor said...

Great speech! You must make a campaign trip to AZ!


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Great speech and news coverage. If you need to campaign in Washington, you can stand on top of our clubhouse.

Steve and Kat

Kathryn and Ari said...

Ice cream? Did someone say ice cream?! We like ice cream!!!

D'Azul Siberian said...

Great speech We vote for anybody who runs with a platform of ice cream.

The D'Azul Siberians

The Army of Four said...

Hi Tubey!
How did the reading about leading go? It didn't interfere with your feeding, did it?
Where are you heading after Reading?
Hee hee hee. This is fun.

Thunder, Stormy and the yappitizers. said...

What a pawsome speech. We hail woo as our new Chief.

We offer to assist woo with your khampaign here in Kholwooado.

Woos, wags & wuv,
Thunder & Stormy

Macie-Malechai said...

Much support from Illinois Tubey! We shall wooo "TWolf for president" from every corner of our domain!
Face Licks, M&M

Trish ~ ♥ ~ said...

ice cream for all!!! He has won our vote.

Agatha and Archie said...

Amazing speech.....and to top it off ice cream for all...We are torn,Our good friend Joe Stains is running for VP for dogs with Tad running for Pres. but he didn't mention ice cream.....Love A+A

Joe Stains said...

Sonic RULES! They give dogs biscuits in the drive throughs, but who cares, their Tater tots are amaaazing!

Noah the Airedale said...

Brilliant speech. If we lived there we'd vote for you!!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

BigBrownBearBear said...

Woof! thanks for visiting bigbrownbearbear.blogspot.com

We'll support you too but we cannot vote from here!

Jack & Moo said...

Leave it to a husky to finally make sense during a campaign speech! Are you coming to RI soon? We like ice cream here too.

Wooos & A-rooos,
Star & Jack "Vote for Tubey" A-roo