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Monday, March 03, 2008

Meeting With Ms. Vision


So I demanded to see the human who was in charge of TurboVision. I was ushered into a room with a shiny table to meet with a Ms. Vision. I told her this:

Look, your company is using my name and that is wrong. You see this Cuz I brought here with me? Well, if you stop using my name for your business, I will let you play with my Cuz.

I really thought that was more than fair!

But the stupid Ms. Vision had her henchmen toss me out on the street. And she kept MY Cuz!

But I have a plan!

And I will reveal my plan on Wednesday, after tomorrow's primaries and my birthday.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...


That looks like MY khuz!!

It is my sekhond favourite toy after the Kong Wubba Sitka sent me!!!

Khan't wait to see YOUR PLAN!!!!


The Army of Four said...

She KEPT your Cuz!?!? That's just plain cruel!
Hey, I think I found my friend Wonky! Stop by today and check it out!

Fred said...

I know how you feel! The Fred's Pharmacy people keep using my name and refuse to give me royalties. Grr...Best wishes in tomorrow's primaries, fellow candy-date.

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Happy Barkday Tubey - have a totally pawsome day buddy :-)


Joe Stains said...

Keeping the Cuz is CROSSING THE LINE. I cannot believe she would not accept your negotiation!

Kathryn and Ari said...

We can't wait to hear about the plan. But more importantly, we're so happy to hear your birthday is coming up! We're going to make you a cheese and bacon and bacon and cheese cake with extra cheese and bacon. Send over your Zephyr; we'll load it up and send it back. But be careful, this is going to be one HEAVY cake!

Kapp pack said...

Ms. Vision is Stoopid!

Woo woo, KA

Hammer said...

Hi Turbo
This is terrible .. Ms Vision needs some serious pawing out. How dare she steal your cuz. I wish I didn't live so far away coz I'd sort her out. Hope she feels some sort of guilt and compassion and gives your red cuz back to you coz IT'S YOUR BARKDAY !!! We wish you A VERY HAPPY BARKDAY, TURBO, with more cuz's, lots of treats and cake and yummie food, and heaps and heaps of hugs.
Love from Hammer

Lorenza said...

Hi, Turbo!
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
Have a good night

Duke said...

Happy birthday, Turbo!
We hope you get lots of treats and pressies!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Indy said...

Ooooh, you have to get your Cuz back!