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Sunday, November 27, 2011

3 Games & 3 Wins

I got overly excited and posted this before I wrote any words. This season is dwindling down and just 3 teams had games this week. But each team won, so that made me happy. The Northern Illinoises beat some eagles. The Washingtons beat some cougars. And the Connecticuts beat some scarlet knights. I do need to make a correction. At some point during the season, I goofed up and miss counted the number of wins that the Washingtons had. I missed 1 victory in my standings board. I regret this error.

In conclusion, here's a classic picture of me:

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Nutrition Revised

Happy Thanksgiving Day to all people who celebrate Thanksgiving Day. And for those who don't, Happy Day! Either way, celebrate today by eating something special.

A long time ago, I posted my food pyramid with my suggestions of the size of servings everyone should eat:

The U.S. government revised their pyramid to be shaped like a plate. So, I decided that I needed to update mine to be a plate also: You will notice that I'm now advising that everyone should eat an equal portion of bacon and froot. I've updated it that we should eat slightly less cheese. But we now should all eat a good amount of burritos. Under the Miscellaneous category, I've included whip, Nilla wafers, banana chips, Cheez-Its, salsa, & peanuts. (Marigold the Goat Philosopher recommended peanuts.)

In closing, here's a picture of me:

Saturday, November 19, 2011

2 Weeks in 1

Thanks everyone for your kind words about my friend Fargo. I (and everyone else in our pack) appreciate it. We all miss him, but we are doing okay.

I didn't update the Husky Football League last weekend, so I'm doing that first before talking about this week. The Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg are back on track and defeated some eagles without hair. The Northern Illinoises beat another type of bird - falcons. The Michigan Techs beat some wildcats. Unfortunately, the Washingtons did not score more points than some citizens of Troy. (The Connecticuts did not play, and the Saskatchewans have played their final game.) And I was disappointed that the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies are not in the playoffs. Therefore, their season has come to an end.

Okay. I will update this week's standings after this important message: I was thinking about the football helmets of the teams of the Husky Football League. Here's what they look like: I don't understand why the Washingtons and the Connecticuts don't have a graphic of a husky on their helmets.

Now back to the sports report. This week only 3 teams had games, and only 33% of the teams won. The Northern Illinoises beat some stupid cardinals. The Washingtons did not score more points than some beavers. And the Connecticuts did not beat some stupid (different) cardinals.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Death is Stupid: Fargo

My best dog friend Fargo has left us for the Rainbow Bridge. I was very young when I came to live at the house, but Fargo always took the time to teach me things:

I very rarely called Fargo stupid. He was always a good friend.

Fargo would always let me lick his face when I was upset about something:

We'll miss you!

Sunday, November 06, 2011

50 50

It's dreary and stupid outside today. I guess that is a good weather metaphor for a week that 50% of the husky league members won and 50% did not win: The Northern Illinoises beat some rockets, The Michigan Techs scored more points than some bulldogs (sorry dogs!), and the Connecticuts defeated the color orange. I was sad that the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies did not score more points to some golden bears. Also the Washingtons did not win against some ducks and the Saskatchewans ended their season with a non-win against some thunderbirds. (I hate thunder!) In closing, here's me: