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Tuesday, March 11, 2008



I had a great time campaigning in Mississississippippi! So, of course the non-stupid voters of that great State opted to Vote Turbo! Everywhere I travelled, I had standing room only support. Thank woo to all my supporters everywhere!

Now, I'm on to Pennsylvania to khanvas the State with my Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra!


Kathryn and Ari said...

Congrats, Tubey! And I hope you're succeeding in distancing yourself from the Spitzer Scandal: there's nothing worse than a husky paying a stupid human for walks and bellyrubs.

PS- It does us a world of good knowing that your nomination is now in the hands of our favorite girl, Khyra. She'll have her falcon friend claw out the eyes of anyone who doesn't support you.

Khady Lynn said...

I'm pretty sure Khyra will help you win PA, cuz if they don't vote for you, welllllllll, I have given her some hints on how to squish the stupid humans. But, I have all the confidence in her to pull you through with no problems!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Ha roo roo ROOO!

Hbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb made a funny - PULL you through!!

YEP, I'm a husky - it's what I do!!!

Khan't wait to see woo - I'll leave the light on fur woo!!!!

The Furry Proud Khampaign Khoordinator
Tubey '08

Anonymous said...

Hi Turbo,

My friend Tuffy is also running for President. He is going to appoint me the head of the CIA (Canine Intelligence Agency) when he gets elected.

He has a good platform. Free pet insurance for all dogs and cats.

Come by my blog and read it at http://4urpets.wordpress.com/2008/02/15/tuffy-fever-catches-on-among-canines-and-a-cat.

Maybe you should debate? How do you feel about squirrels?