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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Lex...

Misha Meep and my Human said that I should try to be nicer to Lex. But I don't like him. He never plays with me. He mopes all day and night. He prefers having his face buried in a book to having fun with the rest of us.

He's different. And by different I mean that he's not a pure Siberian husky like the rest of us. He's half Akita half Sibe. So I think that means he's half as good as I am.

When I'm mean to him the human will throw me in my crate. Yikes! She caught me typing this, so I better head to the box.

2 comments:

Large O said...

This is Large O again... I want Lex to come live with me. I would take him to work with me and feed him alllll day. Then when we got home in the evenings, I would feed him a little more while I shaved his fat little belly and rubbed baby oil all over it so that it would snap real loud when I slapped it like crazy.... Good God, I'm a sick one.

Turbo the Sibe said...

You're stupid, too, Large O. You need to realize that I'm the best one!