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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Dogs Turned Away At The Polls!

woo!

It's an outrage! That's what it is! I've heard from more than one precinct that dogs, cats, and goats have been turned away from the polls. How can this be?

I'm stomping my foot at this.

I'm beseeching Queen Meeshka to look into this.

13 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Well, it was either this or chewing on the chads -

Woo know they will do whatever it takes to make sure the voices of reason have to work hard for a vikhtory -

Khyra

Holly said...

You know, this is the ONLY way they could keep you from winning! Dirty politicians!! You'll get them next time, I KNOW it!!

Holly

Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

we still love you Turbo! We know who's really in charge!

Kathryn and Ari said...

Well, Tubey, it's the day after. And we know you must be feeling a little raw. But here's what we are thinking: after his defeat in 2000, Al Gore went on to make an Oscar-winning film and to win the Nobel Peace Prize. So, really, your brilliance is only just now emerging. We can't wait to see what's next.

PS- Our work verification was 'stedge'.

Cyber-sibes Star and Jack said...

Let's face it, appawrently canine$ had in$ufficient fund$ to en$ure the victory we hoped for. Thi$ election prove$ just how right woo are - human$ are $tupid.

Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo

The Army of Four said...

VOTER SUPPRESSION!
Tail wags,
Storms

Marigold said...

Your information was absolutely correct! The nerve! I suppose the Peanut lobby was not powerful enough. Nonetheless, we have 4 more years to prepare, so onward and upward! Power to the Sibertarians!!!

Tracey and Huffle said...

Ari has a good point - maybe we should set out sights on something bigger than the office of President.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Mika said...

I stole my hooman's absentee ballot and voted. =D

Marley said...

Ziggy and I put on human costumes and peed on some ballots. Such an outrage!!

Marley

Fred said...

Perhaps this is why I only received 12 votes. Hmm...

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Turbo

We didn't know what to do - they made us leave the polling booth! We must come up with a better plan for the next time!

Hugs
Thor and Marco Polo

Amici said...

Maybe you could put your efforts into helping Obama's family pick the best dog for the White House?