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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Thanks For Voting


Thank woo to all of my supporters. Some of the stupid human news media is reporting that the White House will continue to be occupied by humans. I am not giving up hope.

I have also heard that squirrels have blocked polling places throughout our nation for anyone they felt would be voting for the Sibertarian Party.

Please do not give up hope. The night is still young.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I haven't -

It isn't the nature of a Siberian to give up -

The west khoast has three hours to go -

Woo have made me proud!

Turbo/Khyra 2008
We're Just Sayin'

Shmoo said...

I have stomped by tiny, delicate feety feet in protest to the human elections board and have called an inquest on the squirrel issue.


Teddy Westlife said...

Would I be allowed to head up the Squirrel inquest?

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Jack & Moo said...

Well, no squirrel trouble in our part of the country, & we voted a straight Sibertarian ticket. We're wooing for woo!


Marigold said...

Okay, I'd like a shot at the squirrels too. They try to get the Peanuts. The Mighty Quinn and Cabra would be up for that as well. Take heart, Dr. Turbo. There is still hope, small though it may be.

Ivy said...

wut an outrage! i knew those skwerrels were up to no good - now they are subverting our political process! my peepol didnt let me go wif them to vote and i thot they were just being unfair, but now i suspect that the skwerrels put them up to it... some sort of hypnosis or skwerrel jedi mind tricks i guess!

i like holly's suggestion the best - we need to eat 'em!