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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Win In New Hampshire!


Thank you, all of you fine citizens of New Hampshire for your support! We are continuing to send a strong message to the human candidates that my campaign is the only one that can deliver change. No one can stop our campaign now!

We now travel to Michigan, then Nevada, and then South Carolina.

Finally, here is my Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra's khomments:

At this time, I khan't add anything to what Turbo has said. Having listened to all the human babbling throughtout the evening, once again our khandidate shows he truly means change. There is no need to run on and on - except for time spent on the trail - when a few words will do. Now, let's mush on to Michigan.,


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Oh Tubey!

I khan sooo pikhuture you getting on AirForceOne and spreading Sibe hair throughout the world!!

All part of helping show the stoopid humans how missions REALLY get akhkhomplished!!!

Way to go!
Khampaign Khoordinator
Tubey '08

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Maybe we can rename the jet "Sibe Hair Force One"?

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Oh my Tubey!

Ya done it again!!

That is BRILLIANT!!!

Yet another example of why WOO are THE MAN WITH THE PLAN FUR CHANGE!!!!

Wags and Wuv,
Khampaign Khoordinator
Tubey '08

The Daily Echo said...

Clearly the artists need to begin working on a Tubey Monument.

Khady Lynn said...

Your khampaign khordinator knows how to say it simply, yet elegantly and to the point. You khouldn't have chosen better!

Now, on to Michigan!!


Anonymous said...

So the primaries are coming up here in Georgia the first of February. Hopefully I can get my photo made with you when you are in town :)