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Friday, January 18, 2008

It's No Gamble!


Things are looking good for the Tube Wolf in Nevada! Doggonally I think that gambling is a stupid human activity, but if you're looking for a sure bet, vote for Turbo!

After the win I'll get in Nevada this Saturday, I'll be heading on out to South Carolina. I've heard there are a bunch of loud mouth chickens out there. I'm hoping to have one over for dinner. Ha ha!

Look at this yard sign I saw in the yard of an intellegent human:


Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey, we think you'd make a killer Vegas showgirl. Have you thought about wearing one of their costumes (especially with a big headdress) to help with your campaigning?

Kapp pack said...

That human's definitely got it right!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Kathryn & Ari, well, I can't do the "girl" part, but I can do the "show" part!

Kelsey Ann, woo got that right!

Khady Lynn said...

Actually, I think the dog probably put that sign out cuz we all know there is no such thing as an "intelligent" human.


Girl Girl Hamster said...

That is such a pawsome and clever sign

~ Girl girl

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'm with Holly!

Be khareful with those gamekhokhks - our khampaign doesn't have anything in the budget for bail money!!

Wags and Wuv,
Khampaign Khoordinator
Tubey '08

PeeEss: Of khourse, OUR HUMANS are highly intelligent - they allowed US to choose THEM!

The Army of Four said...

I love chicken cooked with green chilis! Wooooooo!

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Is PGH on yur campaign list? You gots to come here cuz we gots a big city. Let us know if ya can squeeze us in.
-Cosmos & Juneau-

Jan said...

That's the best yard sign we've seen. We definitely wouldn't pee on it.

Misty the alpha Poodle

The Daily Echo said...

That's one sign I wouldn't mind on my property! Bring it on!

Joe Stains said...

Hey Tube, I know that I am running for VP with Tad but if we get elected you are as good as president also!!