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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Success in South Carolina


Yet another Turbo Victory. But my Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra had to step between me and some stupid loudmouthed chickens that were yelling a bunch of stupid stuff at me. The chickens were insistant that I am anti-poultry! Me!? I love having chicken for dinner every night!

So, thanks to all the non-stupid South Carolinans who realize that this dog is the real candidate for change!

I am now on to Florida and then up to Maine!

Here's a picture of me to tide you over until the next picture of me:


Kathryn and Ari said...

Congrats, Tubey! We always knew you were a uniter. Don't worry about those chickens: we make very good use of them here in Maine: chicken stew, chicken pot pie, something called broasted chicken. . . I could go on and on!!

Kathryn and Ari said...

P.S.--Here's one of our most enigmatic landmarks in the state: http://www.acadiamagic.com/bangor-lodging/images/Paul-Bunyan-1.jpg . We thought you might be able to replace at least part of it with your image. We also think you'd be a mighty handsome lobster, if you can get your human friend to help out with some photoshopping!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Yes, I did have to do that -

I had warned you about that but you wanted to khontinue to get your message to the masses!

Off to FlorrieDah - let's not piss off the citrus tree lobby by visiting every tree along the route!

Wags & Wuv,
PeeEss: khan't wait to get to Maine so we khan meet Ari!

Roxie, Sammy, Andy and Shermie said...

Tubey, when you get to Texas, we are going to vote for you. Bring along those chickens. Didn't some other candidate once say "a chicken in every pot"? We think that would be a good slogan if you can bring the chickens along!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

BTW Tubey -

Please mind your manners aroudn the gators -

Don't taunt them by asking if it is true they taste like chikhken -



PeeEss: my mom says they do!

Khady Lynn said...

It's your charm and good looks that won those southerners over!!

I have chicken for dinner every night too!!!