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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Florida Update

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As you all should know, I won the Florida Primary. But you should also know that the stupid election laws have declared that it doesn't count. It's all just very stupid!

Anyway, thank to all my supporters in Florida who voted for me just to make a point. A special thanks goes out to Mrs. Smith who ran my phone bank operations in Florida, spreading the Turbo word.



Now I am on to Maine where Ari has erected a statue of me near the Paul Bunyan statue. My statue is called "Tube, the Blue Sibe."

4 comments:

Kathryn and Ari said...

We love it, Tubey! And Mainers from across the state are already arriving at the statue, throwing flowers and singing your name. Can you hear them? (Turbo! Turbo!! Turbo!!!!)

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Hey Ari - how about spreading the word to bring TUBES for Tubey!

AND Mr Khandidate - woo are so skharing the others - two more dropping out today!!

BTW, you will be the last one standing - on four paws too!!!

Khyra
Khampaign Khoordinator
Tubey '08

jan said...

Maybe it will change to the Turbo State.

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Election laws are stupid. We are still waiting for you to get to Texas.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy