Georgia

You can imagine my distress when I learned that Florida had invaded Georgia, the state where my cousin (Sitka) and niece (Cornelia Marie) live. My Human even has ties to Georgia because she attended Bulldog University back in the early 90's. I'd heard that some cities next to Florida had decided that they hated Georgia and wanted to be a part of Florida. The Georgia government humans told those unhappy Georgia humans that they couldn't leave the state. Then the Florida humans told the unhappy Georgians that they could be Floridians. That ticked of the Georgia Georgians and then things got really stupid. Fortunately Sitka & Cornelia Marie are fine and no where near Florida.

Obviously, I had to make a formal statement on this situation. After careful thought and consultation with my advisers, I issued this statement.

Hey! Stop being stupid!

Oh yeah, I heard that some Russian guy was causing problems in some European country. I have a message for him too:

Вы должны остановить и не быть тупоумны.

Florida Update

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As you all should know, I won the Florida Primary. But you should also know that the stupid election laws have declared that it doesn't count. It's all just very stupid!

Anyway, thank to all my supporters in Florida who voted for me just to make a point. A special thanks goes out to Mrs. Smith who ran my phone bank operations in Florida, spreading the Turbo word.



Now I am on to Maine where Ari has erected a statue of me near the Paul Bunyan statue. My statue is called "Tube, the Blue Sibe."

Having A Good Time Campaigning...

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...wish you were here!

I was disappointed at first that the white stuff on the beaches was not snow, but it's fun to dig in it!