Georgia (Still) On My Mind

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My cousin Sitka & niece Cornelia Marie live in an exciting state. I saw these 2 headlines today:

Georgia Men Claim Hairy, Frozen Corpse Is Bigfoot

and

Georgia Leader Signs Truce, But Will Russia Leave?

Georgia

You can imagine my distress when I learned that Florida had invaded Georgia, the state where my cousin (Sitka) and niece (Cornelia Marie) live. My Human even has ties to Georgia because she attended Bulldog University back in the early 90's. I'd heard that some cities next to Florida had decided that they hated Georgia and wanted to be a part of Florida. The Georgia government humans told those unhappy Georgia humans that they couldn't leave the state. Then the Florida humans told the unhappy Georgians that they could be Floridians. That ticked of the Georgia Georgians and then things got really stupid. Fortunately Sitka & Cornelia Marie are fine and no where near Florida.

Obviously, I had to make a formal statement on this situation. After careful thought and consultation with my advisers, I issued this statement.

Hey! Stop being stupid!

Oh yeah, I heard that some Russian guy was causing problems in some European country. I have a message for him too:

Вы должны остановить и не быть тупоумны.

My Niece

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My niece Cornelia Marie is now living with my cousin Sitka in Georgia. She is really a chip of the old Tubey. Not only does she look like me, but she yells at things that are stupid, too. I've heard that her humans call her "Tubette."

Below is a picture of Cornelia Marie (on the left) and me as Turbo Puppy (on the right). I bet you didn't know that I've mastered the art of time travel.



In other news, my Human got me a new laptop. It's faster than the old stupid computer.

And in more other news, my Human has a stupid itchy rash all over her body.

What Are Cuzes?

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A couple recent visitors have mentioned that they do not know what cuzes are. First of all, I am sorry that you are neglected! The cuzes are my favorite toys EVER! I don't really like any other toys, actually. My dear friends Sitka & Holly sent me some cuzes because they didn't like them. Sadly, Roo Roo likes to chew the feet off of the cuzes.

A cuz is basically a ball with feet. Cuzes come in assorted colors and sizes. And the are also available as a Bad Cuz or a Good Cuz. The Bad ones have little horns.

Below are some pictures of me enjoying some Cuzes.

Thinking Blogger Award

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Thank woo Sitka and Echo for giving me the Thinking Blogger award. I'm sorry I didn't post it quicker.

Here's the deal:

It's called The Thinking Blogger Award. It is given to Blogs which make readers think. Wow - we are having such a wonderful time blogging and are so touched that so many seem to enjoy reading what we have to say. With this honor comes the responsibility of passing this award on to five other Blogs. The criteria is as follows:


1. You must write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think

2. Acknowledge this post.

3. Optional: Proudly display the Thinking Blogger Award with a link to the post that you wrote.

4. Go tell your humans to fork over the treats!

I'm going to give it to the members of the SiberMal Society. Woo know who woo are!

Gifts!

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Gifts are not stupid. Sitka & Holly didn't like their Cuzzes, and each decided to send them to me. My Human got them yesterday at her office. I suspect she played with them all day, but I have no proof!

I'm very thankful to have received these gifts. This first video shows me with Holly's gift:



Here I am enjoying Sitka's gifts:



Both Holly & Sitka said that I should share my gifts, so I decided that I would. You can see a video of Lex with the Holly Cuz here and Roo Roo with a stuffie from Sitka here.

Antici...pation

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I heard a rumor that my Human received 2 packages for me at her office: 1 from Sitka & Tia and the other from Holly.

I want to call and tell her boss that my Human is needed at home immediately, but I don't know where the stupid phone is!