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Friday, April 04, 2008

What Are Cuzes?


A couple recent visitors have mentioned that they do not know what cuzes are. First of all, I am sorry that you are neglected! The cuzes are my favorite toys EVER! I don't really like any other toys, actually. My dear friends Sitka & Holly sent me some cuzes because they didn't like them. Sadly, Roo Roo likes to chew the feet off of the cuzes.

A cuz is basically a ball with feet. Cuzes come in assorted colors and sizes. And the are also available as a Bad Cuz or a Good Cuz. The Bad ones have little horns.

Below are some pictures of me enjoying some Cuzes.


Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey, that's quite a stockpile. Why do I have a feeling that you are bad about sharing your Cuzes with everybody else in the house?

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

The thing is, I don't like sharing, but that stupid Roo Roo will trick me into leaving them. And Meepie will just walk over and take what he wants.

I get no respect!

Anonymous said...

You really do have a nice stockpile there! I am SO glad you are sharing the word about the Cuz!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I had a red good khuz but I took it to visit my other Sibe sisters - they liked it SO I got them a good and a bad of their own -

WELL, they liked my red one more SO I got to bring the orange bad khuz home!



Jack & Moo said...

Hmm, interesting collection you have there. We don't have any cuzes at all, not even one. I guess we ARE neglected, and here we though our bipeds loved us! We demand a trip to Petco!

Wooos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack "cuz-less" a-roo

PS - hu-mom says she's seen them, but didn't think we'd like em. Hrumpf.

Jack & Moo said...

Woos, it's just us again. We just realized that we didn't have a link to you on our blog-- all fixed now!

The Army of Four said...

Our mom seems to think we'd chew the legs off Cuzes and eat them. Where does she come up with these crazy ideas?

Fenway said...

Hi Turbo--

Fenway the border collie puppy here.

I found something this morning that is even better than Cuzes but now it's waaaay off limits to me. I got caught red-handed ...'er red-pawed...with the nasty evidence from my latest chew-a-thon.

Check out my latest blog entry. It's complete with photos that nailed me. I am a guilty puppy.


Thor said...

Smoky and LeeLee LOVE cuzes! Me and Bandit don't care as much, but they will play with them all day!!


Lizzy said...

I've never seen a cuz before either, but they look great! I'm gonna make my humans search extra hard in the pet stores to find those cuzes.


Charlie said...

And don't forget Dino Cuzes -- they're my personal favorite!
- Charlie

The Daily Echo said...

Mom said she pondered the Cuz display at our food store and came to the conclusion the feet would be an issue. Whatevvvver. She's a spoilsport.

Joe Stains said...

I can't believe the neglected doggies that do not know what a cuz is. What kind of life is that?!?!?

Noah the Airedale said...

Thank you Turbo, we truly had no idea what Cuzes were.

Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Chef said...

Mama said no to Cuzes because I'd eat those feet off in a second and they'd be in my throat for throw-up or in my gut for stinky-stool. Geez. What's the problem??

xox Chef