I've been having a good and successful time campaigning in Pennsylvania with my Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra. She brought me to the Liberty Bell where I gave a speech on liberty:
Citizens of Pennsylvania, thank woo very much for inviting me to your state. I have been asked to tell you what "liberty" means to me. According to Merriam-Webster, liberty is
1: the quality or state of being free: a: the power to do as one pleases b: freedom from physical restraint c: freedom from arbitrary or despotic control d: the positive enjoyment of various social, political, or economic rights and privileges e: the power of choice
2 a: a right or immunity enjoyed by prescription or by grant : privilege b: permission especially to go freely within specified limits
3: an action going beyond normal limits: as a: a breach of etiquette or propriety : familiarity b: risk, chance
c: a violation of rules or a deviation from standard practice d: a distortion of fact
4: a short authorized absence from naval duty usually for less than 48 hours.
Now, let us celebrate our liberty with cheese & bacon!