TURBO NEWS NETWORK: Take time to stop and smell the bacon . . . . . . . . .

Monday, April 21, 2008



I've been having a good and successful time campaigning in Pennsylvania with my Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra. She brought me to the Liberty Bell where I gave a speech on liberty:

Citizens of Pennsylvania, thank woo very much for inviting me to your state. I have been asked to tell you what "liberty" means to me. According to Merriam-Webster, liberty is

1: the quality or state of being free: a: the power to do as one pleases b: freedom from physical restraint c: freedom from arbitrary or despotic control d: the positive enjoyment of various social, political, or economic rights and privileges e: the power of choice

2 a: a right or immunity enjoyed by prescription or by grant : privilege b: permission especially to go freely within specified limits

3: an action going beyond normal limits: as a: a breach of etiquette or propriety : familiarity b: risk, chance c: a violation of rules or a deviation from standard practice d: a distortion of fact

4: a short authorized absence from naval duty usually for less than 48 hours.

Now, let us celebrate our liberty with cheese & bacon!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I khan't woo enough how great it was to get together with you on Sunday!

The sheer energy of the khrowd only khonfirmed that your message is sooo well received!!

Some of the khanine khontingent wanted to celebrate liberty and the pursuit of happiness with an off lead visit to the nearby dog park!

Woo will not be furgotten on Tuesday when Pennsylvanians and Pawsylvanians alike vote AND FOR TUBEY!!!


PeeEss: I hope your enjoyed our stop at Phydoz for a soft pretzel wrapped with cheese AND bakhon!!!! I dreamed about mine all night!

Noah the Airedale said...

Wow what a great idea, to celebrate liberty with cheese and bacon...sounds good to us.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Anonymous said...

Tell me you didn't break the bell :-)


Princess Patches said...

Yay, Turbo! We're voting for YOU! Nodog can have too much bacon and cheese!

Poppy & Penny

The Army of Four said...

Yeah, what Dixie said. Tubey ... you know the bipeds are going to try to pin that broken bell on you and Khyra!
Play bows,

Jan said...

Cheese and bacon should always be part of a celebration.

Misty the alpha Poodle

Khady Lynn said...

I'm so glad things went well for you in Pawslvania! You are ALWAYS the crowd pleaser and the most intelligent and giving candidate!!


Dewey Dewster said...

Wow Tubey, how nice of you to visit Pa. but Philly is too far away for us in the "Burgh"....come make a campaign speech at Heinz Field, PNC Park or The Peterson Events Center at Pitt here in Pittsburgh....we'll round up all the doggies, bacon and cheese....gee I can smell it now !!!!!

Dewey Dewster here.....

Kapp pack said...

Great to see you in PA again! Come visit us and we'll give you some Lebanon bologna!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Thor said...

I'll celebrate anything with bacon and cheese!


The Daily Echo said...

You would think that after all these years the humans would fix that crack. We can donate some of Dad's spackle for your next visit to Pencilveinya.