Unity College Commencement Speech

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Ari's human, Kathryn PhD invited me to give the commencement speech at the school where she teaches. And I got an honorary doctorate, so now I am Doc Tubey. (I've noticed something weird at universities. Most professors last name is PhD. I think it's pronounced "fud." I guess they were bred to be professors. I don't understand humans.)

Here's a picture of me receiving my degree:



This is my speech:

Ari, Kathryn PhD, all other PhD's, family, friends, and especially the new graduates, thank you for inviting me to your graduation. And of course for the doctorate.

My advice for everyone is to not be stupid!

Now, let's eat some cheese and bacon!

After the Unity humans and their friends and families joined me for cheese and bacon, I got my picture taken with some of the graduates:

Liberty!

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I've been having a good and successful time campaigning in Pennsylvania with my Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra. She brought me to the Liberty Bell where I gave a speech on liberty:

Citizens of Pennsylvania, thank woo very much for inviting me to your state. I have been asked to tell you what "liberty" means to me. According to Merriam-Webster, liberty is

1: the quality or state of being free: a: the power to do as one pleases b: freedom from physical restraint c: freedom from arbitrary or despotic control d: the positive enjoyment of various social, political, or economic rights and privileges e: the power of choice

2 a: a right or immunity enjoyed by prescription or by grant : privilege b: permission especially to go freely within specified limits



3: an action going beyond normal limits: as a: a breach of etiquette or propriety : familiarity b: risk, chance c: a violation of rules or a deviation from standard practice d: a distortion of fact

4: a short authorized absence from naval duty usually for less than 48 hours.

Now, let us celebrate our liberty with cheese & bacon!