Unity College Commencement Speech

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Ari's human, Kathryn PhD invited me to give the commencement speech at the school where she teaches. And I got an honorary doctorate, so now I am Doc Tubey. (I've noticed something weird at universities. Most professors last name is PhD. I think it's pronounced "fud." I guess they were bred to be professors. I don't understand humans.)

Here's a picture of me receiving my degree:



This is my speech:

Ari, Kathryn PhD, all other PhD's, family, friends, and especially the new graduates, thank you for inviting me to your graduation. And of course for the doctorate.

My advice for everyone is to not be stupid!

Now, let's eat some cheese and bacon!

After the Unity humans and their friends and families joined me for cheese and bacon, I got my picture taken with some of the graduates:

The Maine Event

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The good dogs and the non stupid people of Maine were so enthusiastic about my campaign that they decided to hold a second khaukhus for me today. Why not do it a second time? So I went up there and enjoyed a lobster with Ari.

Maine, On The Rocks

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So, Maine's Dogmacrat khaukhus is this weekend. I've been up there meeting everywoo and having a good time.

Have have had to leave the state occasionally, however. When I realized that my stupid Human had wandered out of the house and arrived at her workplace in a sleepy shirt, I understood that she needed more supervision. It's difficult, however. Last night she managed to not only put her sleepy shirt on wrong side out, but also backwards. And it has buttons on the front!!!!!!!!!

So, this morning I was trying to supervise her going to work preparation, but it was not an easy task. I also had to keep running to the living room where Lex was being stupid! It's not easy being me.

I want to address a question that Cosmos asked me about the www.tv.com website. No, I did not license my name for their TURBOVISION. My legal team is looking into it. Thanks for the heads up. I'll let your human know to give you some bacon.

Florida Update

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As you all should know, I won the Florida Primary. But you should also know that the stupid election laws have declared that it doesn't count. It's all just very stupid!

Anyway, thank to all my supporters in Florida who voted for me just to make a point. A special thanks goes out to Mrs. Smith who ran my phone bank operations in Florida, spreading the Turbo word.



Now I am on to Maine where Ari has erected a statue of me near the Paul Bunyan statue. My statue is called "Tube, the Blue Sibe."

Husky Logo #45

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Today I'm featuring the logo of the University of Southern Maine. Please note that this husky doesn't look like he's ticked off!