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Friday, February 01, 2008

Maine, On The Rocks

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So, Maine's Dogmacrat khaukhus is this weekend. I've been up there meeting everywoo and having a good time.

Have have had to leave the state occasionally, however. When I realized that my stupid Human had wandered out of the house and arrived at her workplace in a sleepy shirt, I understood that she needed more supervision. It's difficult, however. Last night she managed to not only put her sleepy shirt on wrong side out, but also backwards. And it has buttons on the front!!!!!!!!!

So, this morning I was trying to supervise her going to work preparation, but it was not an easy task. I also had to keep running to the living room where Lex was being stupid! It's not easy being me.

I want to address a question that Cosmos asked me about the www.tv.com website. No, I did not license my name for their TURBOVISION. My legal team is looking into it. Thanks for the heads up. I'll let your human know to give you some bacon.



11 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Having had to watch MSNBC with my properly dressed human, I get to see all the other so khalled 'khandidates' -

I have to say none of them look as PREZIDENTIAL as woo TUBEY!

SNIFF?? Was that the smell of vikhtory AGAIN?

OR Surf and Turf?

Wags&Wuv,
Khyra
KK
T'08

PeeEss: BUTTER for my lobster please!

Kathryn and Ari said...

A country ruled by Tubey is definitely the way life should be! Ari and I have been caucusing door-to-door here in Maine today, spreading the gospel of Turbo and the end of stupidity.

Good luck with the clothing supervision. You have to be patient with us humans: unlike lovely huskies, we don't come pre-clothed. It's complicated figuring out how to take off and put on clothes. One of the many curses of having an opposable thumb.

jan said...

Our human has so many shirts with embarrassingly cute words and pictures that we are glad with she wears them inside out.

Misty the alpha Poodle

Holly said...

She's out of control!! You must block her from leaving the house next time she does that to herself!

Holly

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Our mommy didn't go to work today cuz everything was so iced over she couldn't go down the street where her car is parked. So she took off her work clothes & put her jammies back on. Psst, I need yur help, check out my new post & don't tell Cosi - pass it on!
-Juneau-

Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey, you have competition! Fred just announced HIS candidacy in the presidential race: http://bichonking.blogspot.com/ .

PS- Tell Khyra that eating lobster without butter is like peanut butter without jelly. We wouldn't think of skipping it!

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

YUM - PB&J!

Lobster&Butter!!

Hey, we khan't take a khandidate named FRED seriously - I mean there was already one named Fred pretending to be a khontender for the republikhats - and he tukhked his tail and went back to his khrate!!!

Ha rooo rooo ROOO!

Wags&Wuv,
Khyra
KK
T'08

Turbo the Sibe said...

I don't have a problem with Fred being president...or any other dog. Sibes are pack animals. And, besides, there's nothing in the stupid human constitution that says there can't be more than 1 dog president!

Joe Stains said...

I can't imagine how difficult it is being you buddy!

Kapp pack said...

Darn....I missed the campaign bus to Maine. I love Maine! I got to visit there once and I even saw a moose! I could have visited Amici too!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

The Army of Four said...

If being you was easy, everypup would want to do it! Or something like that. I got all muddy=brained at the thought of peanut butter.
Luv,
Dave