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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Missouri Weather Is Stupid


Our weather here is so stupid. We never get any significant snow. We've been getting significant rain. Now, I do enjoy playing in the mud. And it is fun making paw prints in the house. Let's face it, nothing beats the expression of a human's face when you strategically put the paw prints just where he or she does not want them. But snow is so much better than rain!

How hot is it here right now? It's 44 stupid degrees Fahrenheit! And it is raining!

Yes, the forecast does say that we will have snow tonight and flurries tomorrow. But I am without hope.

I am hopeless...


Kathryn and Ari said...

We agree. Rain in February is very, very stupid. Expletive-worthy stupid. Tomorrow's forecast in Maine? The northern-most part of the east coast? The place where snow sometimes sticks around until May 1st? You guessed it: RAIN. Bah humbug.

Ivy said...

hey i enjoy the rain! snow is way better of course but i will take anything i can get. my randy says i am silly to want to stand outside in the rain and get all wet wen i hate getting wet in the bath. i say he is silly to not unnerstand the difference.

hey did you know that tuffy is running for president too? i just found out by reading this.

maybe you shud arrange to haf a debate! that wud be great! let your dogstituants know ware you both stand on the important issues... like lunch!

Kapp pack said...

I think Phil has some serious explaining to do on the whole 6 more weeks of winter forecast! Paws crossed that you get snow!

Kisses, Sky boy

The Army of Four said...

We got lots of rain here over night. At least there wasn't any thunder and lightning with it!
Tail wags,

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Oh yes - same here!

All trips out inkhlude a paw chekhk before I khan return -

Most of the yard has the khonsistency of a sponge!

More stuff for your list of presidential to do's -


Stella Louella said...

Hey Tubey-
We're back online. We received very wet snow and now its melting fast. Tomorrow I'm sure we'll all be playing in the mud!
Miss Stella and Eddie (aka Gold Eye Eddie)

Nevis said...

You're such a cutie, Turbo!

Deanna said...

If I had any snow I would gladly send it on to you. Thankfully, I do not.