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Sunday, February 03, 2008



First of all, my stupid Human delayed me going out on the campaign trail. She locked me up in my box for a while because she said that I was being mean to Niki. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever...

Anywoo, below is the pattern on Meepie's new Lupine collar. It's called Bling Bonz:

And here's something else stupid about my Human. She allowed us to run out of treats. I prefer the Beggin' Strips, although I don't actually think they are bacon.

But what she gave us yesterday before she went to the store to get more B. Strips was bread! And I only got a 1/6 of a slice!


Roxie, Sammy, Andy and Shermie said...

Tubey, that sounds dangerously close to jail and meals of bread and water. You need to have a serious conversation with the human woman. You need to be treated much better!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Kapp pack said...

Ok, first of all you look totally innocent. The new collar is cool!

And, bread????? what was your stoopid human thinking???????

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I think you need to teach that blanket a lesson -

Pull it into your den and Tub-i-fy it!



Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey, that sounds like an awful day. We're saving our toilet paper tubes and will send them to you as consolation.

PS- What did you do to make your human think you were being mean?

Jan said...

Sometimes you just have to put your paw down or humans try to take over.

Misty the alpha Poodle

Khady Lynn said...

I don't think jail was called for. But you should be nice to Niki since she is old.

Bread???? How stupid and boring is that!!!! Didn't she have any cheese for you?


Joe Stains said...

Mom has a lupine keychain with that same print!