Stuff...

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First of all, my stupid Human delayed me going out on the campaign trail. She locked me up in my box for a while because she said that I was being mean to Niki. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever...


Anywoo, below is the pattern on Meepie's new Lupine collar. It's called Bling Bonz:


And here's something else stupid about my Human. She allowed us to run out of treats. I prefer the Beggin' Strips, although I don't actually think they are bacon.


But what she gave us yesterday before she went to the store to get more B. Strips was bread! And I only got a 1/6 of a slice!

Canine Anti Defamation Society

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I'm starting a group called the Canine Anti Defamation Society. My Human bought some Beggin' Strips. I admit they are tasty, however I hate that the commercials claim that "dogs don't know it's not bacon." You know what? I can tell it's not bacon! It doesn't taste like bacon, it tastes like something else. And it doesn't smell like bacon either!!!!!!!

Humans have a product available to them that is very similar to Beggin' Strips...it's call Bac-o's. You may have noticed that the commercials for Bac-o's don't say "humans don't know it's not bacon." Maybe humans think Bac-o's are bacon. Who knows????

I'm going to end this chain of though by pointing out that humans actually have a product called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." I've forgotten which of the Army of Four once stated that he or she can believe that it's not!


Next time I am on a tirade, I will discuss humans using the word for female canine when they are insulting women.

Stay Tuned!

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Roo Roo has been complaining that I haven't posted enough pictures of her lately. I'll do it, but I reminded her that she has her own blog and she can post what ever she wants there.

I'm "on assignment." But not the sort of "on assignment" that some stupid radio show hosts say they are on when they decide to take a day off. (My Human leaves the radio on a talk station when she gone...also when she's home...all humans are stupid!)

I'm working on an exposé on how humans are defaming canines! I think I'm going to start an organization to fight this. Let me just give you one example of what I'm going to talk about. "Dog's don't know it's not bacon!"

More later!