
I'm "on assignment." But not the sort of "on assignment" that some stupid radio show hosts say they are on when they decide to take a day off. (My Human leaves the radio on a talk station when she gone...also when she's home...all humans are stupid!)
I'm working on an exposé on how humans are defaming canines! I think I'm going to start an organization to fight this. Let me just give you one example of what I'm going to talk about. "Dog's don't know it's not bacon!"
More later!