First of all, my stupid Human delayed me going out on the campaign trail. She locked me up in my box for a while because she said that I was being mean to Niki. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever...

Anywoo, below is the pattern on Meepie's new Lupine collar. It's called Bling Bonz:

And here's something else stupid about my Human. She allowed us to run out of treats. I prefer the Beggin' Strips, although I don't actually think they are bacon.

But what she gave us yesterday before she went to the store to get more B. Strips was bread! And I only got a 1/6 of a slice!