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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

How's Cows


As you know, I am in Switzerland to find out what happened to the cheese that is missing from Swiss Cheese. I decided to go talk to some cows. I found some in this area that for some reason is not having winter.

TUBEY: Woo, cow!

COW: Moo!

TUBEY: I'm here on a mission. I've noticed that there are holes in Swiss Cheese. You are at the beginning of the cheese making process, so I thought I'd talk to you first.

COW: Moo!

TUBEY: Do you know anything about it?

COW: Moo!

TUBEY: Look, you stu-- I'm trying to be nice here. If you don't know anything about the missing cheese, just tell me.

COW: Moo!

TUBEY: I think that you're holding back on me.

COW: Moo!

All I learned from the experience is that cows are stupid...but delicious!


Ender said...

Looks like you won't be getting much out of those cows...you need to find some talking cows like Duke the Bush's baked bean dog! Hey I wonder if he has a blog?!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Seriously, if you can speak English, the cow should attempt it as well. No wonder we eat them.


The Daily Echo said...

There's some talking cows in California. That's what the commercial says anyway. Maybe they'd be more cooperative.

The Army of Four said...

Hey Tubey? Hee hee hee. Maybe the cows responsible for the holes in the Swiss Cheese are ... hee hee hee ... the HOLY COWS! Ha roo roo roooo!
PS: I just couldn't help myself!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Ekhho and Ammy are khorrekht -

Like woo know there are like talking khows in Cali-fornia -

And the ones in Los ANGELes khould be the holy khows!


PeeEss: Woo better get bakhk here by NEXT week - we've to take on Texas AND oh-verkhome OHio!!!

Kapp pack said...

Woo, that first cow looks like a brown swiss cow.....ha rooo rooo rooo....but seriously, my mom told me that's what it looks like. She says they make good chocolate milk.......

WOo woo, KA

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Maybe the cow's moo is a dialet of woo and roo??

~ Girl girl