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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Victories Again!


Guam, Louisiana, Nebraska, Virgin Islands, and Washington! Thanks to all my supporters. Especially thank woos to Maya Marie, Missy, & Bella, Holly, and Kat & Steve. And of course to my khampaign khoordinator, Khyra.

Soon I will be revealing my exiting new tax plan. It's very fair, of course, because only the stupid will pay it...and they will do so willingly!


Kapp pack said...

Congrats on your wins! You look very sophisticated next to our first president. Keep up the good work. I am looking forward to a ban on thunderstorms!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Kathryn and Ari said...

Tubey, you have an absolutely royal profile. Maybe we should consider you for monarchical post instead.

PS- Don't forget the second Maine khakus today. It's snowing out, so I think you should have no problem persuading Mainers that they need a good sibe in office!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'm with Ari on that one!

Woo will win sooo many votes in Maine by how sure footed woo are - if woo khan handle snow THAT well, just imagine how woo will handle the major issues of vakhuums and stoopidity!!

Once again, I'm proud of the job woo did to khonvince the voters in Saturday's khontests that 1600 PENNSYLVANIA Avenue needs some Sibe fur in it!!!


Khady Lynn said...

I'm so glad I could help you win Nebraska! Maybe these people aren't as stupid as I thought! Or, they were just afraid I would squish them if they DIDN'T vote for you!!!



The Daily Echo said...
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The Daily Echo said...

Mom seems to be very enthusiastic about only the stupid being taxed. She said our neighborhood alone should generate enough tax revenue to feed the world.

Thor said...

Why aren't you running for the position of king? After all, we already have a queen--that would be Meeshka--we need a king too! Isn't that a higher rank than president? Go for it all!


Jan said...

I can see this as a design on a $1 bill. Most distinctive. And maybe your impressive tail on the back.

The Husky in the Window said...

Oh Turbo, you just have to win. We need you to fix our state. As you saw during your campaign here, our state has the most in stupid humans in public office.

Husky Hugs, MayaMarie