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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Cheese Found


As I was leaving the stupid cows, a non-stupid cow stopped me.

She said that she knew what had happened to the cheese that was missing from the Swiss Cheese. The cheese was being stored in a warehouse. Just like Kathryn & Ari said!

Fortunately, we were able to claim the cheese.

This poor, stupid man didn't know what to do.

We loaded the boxes of cheese into my truck and hit the highway. I will be delivering cheese to needy dogs. I am caninatarian. Mission: Complete.


The Army of Four said...

How do we qualify for your cheese program? Mom's been trying to give me some new "tasty" pills that I HATE! I don't see how Storm and Dave just EAT them. I won't even take them to spit them out! I need CHEESE to put them in! Lots and lots of CHEESE!

Marley said...

I am just like the beautiful Ammy - I spit out my pills, too! Ziggy is stupid and will eat anything, even gross pills!

My humans do not give me nearly the amount of cheese that I need and deserve. I would like to be considered for the cheese program!!


Fred said...

Please send some of that cheese to a needy Bichon in Texas. He is on a fairly strict diet, and his Old Girl only gives him puppy food, no dee-licious people food like cheese. Help!
(By the way, the needy Bichon is me, Fred.)

Indy said...

I am so jealous! What a nice cow to help you find the cheese!

The Husky in the Window said...

What a great trip! Me and Bella could not wait till you found out about this. She stole a piece of swiss cheese off the kitchen table and we were trying to figure out where those missing pieces went.
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

The Daily Echo said...

Would "needy" be one without cheese? I'd like to be needy too please.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Leave it to woo and a moo to khrakhk the khode of the cheese ball khaper!


Kathryn and Ari said...

Oh, Tubey, it's more serious than we thought! On behalf of dogs everywhere, thank you for liberating that cheese!!

Joe Stains said...

If one of those boxes found its way to my house, I would be REAL HAPPY.

Kapp pack said...

I think we qualify as needy! I mean we only eat 2 times a day and we're lucky if we get treats once a day and that's only when the little biped remembers to give us some!

WOo woo, KAA

Khady Lynn said...

Only Tubey the Terrific could figure this all out! You are the perfect doggie for President because you are soooo smart! Not to mention nice, for helping distribute all that cheese to needy doggs!!