Nutrition

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(Please note that I will be featuring pictures from my Pennsylvania campaign and my speech on liberty tomorrow.)

I believe it is important for all canines and humans to be well nourished. I am submitting my food pyramid for your benefit. The explanation is below the diagram.



The bottom layer, bacon, is the most important layer and we should all eat a lot of bacon. The next layer is the cheese layer. We should eat slightly less cheese than bacon. Of course, we should all consume an equal portion of banana chips and Cheez-It's. And finally, and certainly not least, is the Froot Loop layer. It is very important for us to eat several different types of froot. And by eating Froot Loops, we can eat yellow froot, orange froot, blue froot, red froot, and (most importantly) green froot.

Cheese Found

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As I was leaving the stupid cows, a non-stupid cow stopped me.


She said that she knew what had happened to the cheese that was missing from the Swiss Cheese. The cheese was being stored in a warehouse. Just like Kathryn & Ari said!


Fortunately, we were able to claim the cheese.


This poor, stupid man didn't know what to do.


We loaded the boxes of cheese into my truck and hit the highway. I will be delivering cheese to needy dogs. I am caninatarian. Mission: Complete.

The Hole Truth

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I'm going over to Switzerland to investigate what happened to the cheese that should be in the holes! I'll let you know what I find out.

I Want You!

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Thanks to the help of C-Bux, I am unveiling my first campaign posters.

I appreciate all the help and support I've gotten so far. Of course, this will be a long and boring campaign. But it's not my fault! The stupid human politicians got an early start on the road to the White Dog House.

One of my first campaign promises is that my speeches will be only a couple minutes long. Who wants to listen longer than that anyway?

And at the end of my speeches everyone will be able to have cheese and bacon.