Nutritional Information

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Maybe you are like me, sometimes your humans brings home food that they have no intention of sharing with you. I am here today to tell you that you do not have to stand for this!

Maybe you like fries. I know I do!



You don't have to wait for your humans to share. Just follow my handy tip (a tip that humans don't want you to know!):



And then you be much happier!

Nutrition

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(Please note that I will be featuring pictures from my Pennsylvania campaign and my speech on liberty tomorrow.)

I believe it is important for all canines and humans to be well nourished. I am submitting my food pyramid for your benefit. The explanation is below the diagram.



The bottom layer, bacon, is the most important layer and we should all eat a lot of bacon. The next layer is the cheese layer. We should eat slightly less cheese than bacon. Of course, we should all consume an equal portion of banana chips and Cheez-It's. And finally, and certainly not least, is the Froot Loop layer. It is very important for us to eat several different types of froot. And by eating Froot Loops, we can eat yellow froot, orange froot, blue froot, red froot, and (most importantly) green froot.

Tooth Ache

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My Human has a tooth ache. She's had it since she got her tooth fixed a couple weeks ago. I decided to go in for a look. My advice is that she needs to share her breakfast, lunch, supper, and any human snacks with me.

Questions Not Asked

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Tonight I'm going to answer a question that I've not been asked.

Q: What are the 2 the stupidest things your Human has done that impacted you?

A: Thank you for that well thought out question. One night she forgot to feed us. She realized we hadn't been fed the next day when she emptied the dishwasher and found our bowls in it. She knew she hadn't washed the dishes the night before!

Then another night, she sort of woke up and let us go outside. Lex came back inside and my Human closed the door with the rest of us outside and went back to sleep. When she woke up that morning, she was surprised that Lex was the only dog inside!

Wolfing It Down

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We each have our assigned areas and bowls to eat our supper. This is a picture of Roo Roo eating Fargo's dinner. Fargo had eaten of his dinner, but then he decided to follow my Human in (futile) hopes that she'd share her supper with him. Roo Roo had decided to abandon her food to eat Fargo's. I left my dinner area to try to get Roo Roo to let me eat Fargo's food. Roo Roo got all snarly wolf with me. This is a picture of Meepie blocking my path to Roo Roo.

Meepie is a control freak!

Mosquitoes are Stupid!

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Mosquitoes are stupid! I've talked about them before, but I never pointed out that they are stupid. I should have, I guess I was being lazy then. I'm going to make it part of my presidential campaign to ban mosquitoes.

One of the benefits of having my Human around, however, is that they seem to like the taste of her better than us!

I was thinking about the cereal Lucky Charms today. My Human was eating some, and no she wouldn't share! Don't you think our food would be better with little marshmallows, too?

I need to make my Human take some more pictures of me! I don't have any new pictures of me, so here's one of Fargo, Meeps, & Roo looking out the window. You can compare it to a December 2006 photo of Roo and Meeps looking out this same window. Unfortunately we don't have any snow now.

Blue Sky

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Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see

Right after I announced my candidacy, I heard on the news that John Kerry decided not to run. Coincidence? I think not!

BTW, Happy Australian Day to all!

Because humans are under the impression that 1 human year equals 7 dog years I have decided that when I'm president, there will be 7 times as many holidays as there currently are. That way we can rightfully acknowledge Corn Dog Day, Underwear Day, Pie Day, and all the other worthwhile holidays.

I'm going to end my post now. I'm embarking on a fact finding mission in the kitchen. I hope to discover a new source of peanut butter.

Brussel Sprouts

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On of my Human's goals for 2007 was that she would eat more Brussel Sprouts. She didn't like them, but thought she should probably eat them. That's just one more thing that's stupid about humans. Why force yourself to eat something if you don't like it?

Who knows? Who cares?

Anyway, last night she got a take home dinner from the grocery store that she refers to as "rich person's grocery store." She noticed they had the sprouts available, so she felt forced to bring some home. This time she didn't hate them as much as previously. And she shared some with all of us (except Lex). We all enjoyed them also. (Lex didn't get any 'cause he was outside doing something else.)

Tune in tomorrow for my resolutions (thanks Ivy for tagging me). And I'm also going to give my psychic projections for 2007. I never tried to be psychic before, but I realized that humans spend a lot of money and time listening to them, so why not?

A Thing Or Two

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As I've mentioned a couple times previously, I have seizures. I had one on Saturday. Usually I'll have them inside, but on Saturday I had one outside. Fortunately my Human noticed and she came outside to sit by me. But you want to know what that stupid Roo Roo was doing? She was sneaking up on me and grabbing my back. She wanted to pull me around the yard while I was incapacitated! My Human had to take time out from sitting with me to stick Roo Roo in her box. Roo Roo's stupid, so when I recovered I yelled at her and clobbered her!

Also, Lex walked by while I was incapacitated. He thought I didn't see him, but I did. So I growled at him as best I could!

Then last night when my Human was preparing our dinner, I decided to yell at Fargo. JUST 'CAUSE I COULD! Meepie yelled at me for that! So my Human proceded to deliver our dinner, and Fargo decided to act like he was injured. I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM!!! much! Fargo started crying and carrying on just to get attention from my Human. My Human checked and determined that Fargo was okay, so she continued to deliver our food. Fargo kept following her and crying. But then as soon as she delivered his meal, he wagged his tail and gave her a kiss and then ate all his food!

Why's everyone so stupid?!

Turbochef

So last night my Human was watching TV. Nothing weird about that, of course. But she was watching some show that featured new kitchen things. My ears perked up when I heard the word "Turbochef." There's this company that has my name plus the word "chef" that makes ovens and things. Get this, they have an oven that can cook a 12 pound turkey in just 42 minutes!!!

I'd like some turkey, please. And by "please," I mean NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

I Got Nothin'...

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I wanted to talk about a product my Human found in the grocery store, but I can't find any information on it by googling...What is this mysterious product? Philadelphia® Cream Cheese Cheesecake Mix! It's sold in tubs the size of a normal Cool-Whip tub. It's more proof that humans have a desire to be lard asses.

My Human and her friend Large Oh think that if the KFC® company (aka Kentucky Fried Chicken®) sold deep fried chicken skin, they'd make even more money. No doubt they are correct!

So, because I don't have a picture of the cheesecake product, I'll subsitute a picture of Lex's upside down head. He's a lard ass, so a good substitute. My Human likes to say that both she and Lex gained weight after he was neutered.

Husky Logo #27

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I really like this logo that my good friend Dakota suggested! Please allow me to introduce you to the Husky of Hillcrest Elementary School in Frederick, Maryland. I like everything about this logo: the tongue, the snow nose, the eyes! EVERYTHING!

Those lucky youngster students of Hillcrest don't have school on Monday. But I'm going to try to sneak over there on Thursday for lunch. They're getting OVEN BAKED SHRIMP POPPERS!! In the words of that stupid Ray-Ray, "Yum-O!" I should be able to run over there from Missouri on Thursday without my Human noticing.

Doggie Bag

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I was thinking about doggie bags today. Why are they called doggie bags? My Human never shares. She's very selfish!

Turbo Thoughts

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I was thinking about stuff today while I was waiting for my Human to return with the pastries.

Why aren't there any car makes or models named after dogs? Seriously (siriusly) why not!? A bunch of other stupid animals have car types: Impalas, cougars, jaguars, skylark, rabbits... And they name cars after stupid nonsense words: Integra, Reatta, Escalade...IT'S GOTTA BE A CONSPIRACY!!!!

How many dogs do you see riding around in a car? LOTS!!! How many thunderbirds are riding in cars? NONE!!!

So if we had a car named after Siberian huskies, what type would it be? I'm inclined to go with the Subaru Outback. They're rugged, outdoorsy, not super big or super small. What do you guys think? Please post your suggestions.

Turbo Poll

How many meals are you served a day? (treats don't count)
	Just 1
	2
	3
	More than 3
	My food is left out all day
Free polls from Pollhost.com

Vacation Starts Today

My Human's vacation starts today! I'm not sure what all we're going to do, but I do know that today she is going to go to the groomer and then Niki gets to go see Dr. Debbie.

Yesterday my Human brushed me for a while and then fed that stupid D. Animal. Vacuums sure survive on a weird diet!

Speaking of food, I did manage to grab some of my Human's breakfast today. She dropped a sausage ball on the floor. My Human foolishly thought that she could reclaim it, but I was too fast for her! It was too hot 'cause it had come right out of the oven, but I ate it anyway. I figured it was either me or somedog else. Might as well be me!!!

Heads Down

It's been too hot to do anything except for doing nothing at all. My Human is happy that the weather is supposed to be cooler next week for her vacation time.


We have some stupid ants that have been coming into the house looking for food. They're too small, so I'm not really that interested in them.

Almost 100

Today it's supposed to be close to 100. That's really, really stupid. I agree with Meeshka, where's the snow?

My Human starts her vacation this upcoming Saturday. She doesn't plan on taking any trips or anything stupid like that. But she is going to take Roo Roo & me to see Dr. Debbie. Niki's going to get groomed. So's my Human for that matter. My Human is also going to go to a class to learn how to make sushi. She loves sushi, but she never shares, so hopeful she'll learn to do that.

Human Language Is Still Stupid

Humans sometimes eat things such as pancakes, French toast, and waffles. Sometimes they pour syrup on their food. Sometimes that syrup is fake maple flavored. Sometimes the syrup is called "butter flavored." You'd think that the syrup would taste like butter because of the name, but no. It still tastes like fake maple syrup.

And sometimes humans go to a building and watch movies on a screen on the wall. They sometimes get popcorn to munch on. And sometimes that popcorn has a gooey liquid poured onto it that is "butter flavoring." It does not taste like fake maple syrup. It's taste is reminiscent of butter.

So, my words of advice today is to beware of liquidy "butter flavor." It could be fake maple syrup or fake butter.

Some Siberian Huskies have formed a Butter Club. They even have a constitution. They know the difference!

Chex Mix Cheddar

My Human brought home a bag of Chex Mix Cheddar yesterday. She let us sample it. Here's our short opinions.

Lex: Liked it. But he'll eat anything. He was more interested in eating it that being intimidated by me.

Misha: Not good. He accepted it, but spit it out.

Fargo: Nope. He doesn't like snacking between meals.

Me: It's okay, but not as good as Cheez-Its.

Aurora: Yum Yum! She eats first, and the only question she asks later is "May I have some more?"

Niki: She wasn't around at sample time. She was outside or something.