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Monday, October 16, 2006


So last night my Human was watching TV. Nothing weird about that, of course. But she was watching some show that featured new kitchen things. My ears perked up when I heard the word "Turbochef." There's this company that has my name plus the word "chef" that makes ovens and things. Get this, they have an oven that can cook a 12 pound turkey in just 42 minutes!!!

I'd like some turkey, please. And by "please," I mean NOW!!!!!!!!!!!


Ender said...

you can cook a turkey fast if you fry it!!! Mmmmmmm fried turkey!!!

Freda said...

Hey Tubey,

When's dindin?


Fu Fu said...

Hey Turbo, can you collect $ from the company since they are using YOUR name.
And I voted for you for photo of the month in DWB. I hope you win. :)

~ fufu

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Ender, I've never had fried turkey, but I'm sure it's good!

Freda, I want dindin NOW!!!!! I'll set a place for you.

Fufu, I should get the $'s! Thanks for the vote. It's hard to run against my friend Freda, though.

The Army of Four said...

Save me and Zimmie the drumsticks - we'll be right over!

IndyPindy said...

What a great invention! But, we really don't need it cooked - just toss us the raw turkey! YUM!