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Friday, January 26, 2007

Blue Sky


Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see

Right after I announced my candidacy, I heard on the news that John Kerry decided not to run. Coincidence? I think not!

BTW, Happy Australian Day to all!

Because humans are under the impression that 1 human year equals 7 dog years I have decided that when I'm president, there will be 7 times as many holidays as there currently are. That way we can rightfully acknowledge Corn Dog Day, Underwear Day, Pie Day, and all the other worthwhile holidays.

I'm going to end my post now. I'm embarking on a fact finding mission in the kitchen. I hope to discover a new source of peanut butter.


D'Azul Siberian said...

We're behind you Unkey Tubey, you can count on our votes.

Eddie and Selena

Macie-Malechai said...

7 times more holidays?! Wow, you really will be the best president EVER! And good holidays too, some of those humans ones are just stupid! Good luck with the peanut butter sourcing!
Face Licks, M&M

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Thank you E&S and M&M!

Charlie - The Big Dog said...

Dude - Thats AWESOME!

We get bones on holidays :-))))))

7 times more bones!


H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Thanks C-Bux! I appreciate hearing that. Bones for everyone!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

We're in favor of more holidays... except Dress Up Your Pet Day, which apparently was a few weeks ago. Let's NOT celebrate that!

Steve & Kat

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Steve & Kat, I agree that the Dress Your Pet up day is stupid. I want a Make Your Human Walk Around On All Fours holiday!

The Army of Four said...

Tubey: All this AND cheese and bacon after your speeches? This is really sounding great!
Tail wags,

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I wish I had some cheese & bacon now. Maybe I should make a speech.

Khady Lynn said...

I wonder if Corn Dog Day was started in Nebraska? It is the corn boys state, so would make sense for them to also recognize us corn dogs!!!


Tin Tin Blogdog said...

Don't forget belly-rub day, smooch-a-pooch day, destroy-a-toy day, and double-dinner portions day.

Chow for now,

Tin Tin xo

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Holly, that's a good question.

Tin Tin, I love those holidays.