Joke

woo!

My Human baked some peanut butter cookies last night. But she had to go and ruin them with chocolate chips. That made me think of my favorite joke I ever told. Fargo is the comedian of our house, but I've been known to tell a joke. Here you go...

KNOCK. KNOCK.

WHO'S THERE?

HUMANS.

HUMANS WHO?

HUMANS ARE STUPID!

Stupid Peanut Butter

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Check in on Meeshka's blog for more information on this peanut butter thing. I don't have anything to add to her fine commentary. But I do want to point out that not only is my Human not choosy, but she is also selfish. She didn't share any peanut butter with us. Revenge is a dish best served with a side order of peanut butter.

My Human consumed about half of the jar of tainted peanut butter, but she's okay.

Blue Sky

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Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see

Right after I announced my candidacy, I heard on the news that John Kerry decided not to run. Coincidence? I think not!

BTW, Happy Australian Day to all!

Because humans are under the impression that 1 human year equals 7 dog years I have decided that when I'm president, there will be 7 times as many holidays as there currently are. That way we can rightfully acknowledge Corn Dog Day, Underwear Day, Pie Day, and all the other worthwhile holidays.

I'm going to end my post now. I'm embarking on a fact finding mission in the kitchen. I hope to discover a new source of peanut butter.