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Showing posts with label Australia Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Australia Day. Show all posts

Friday, January 26, 2007

Blue Sky

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Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see


Right after I announced my candidacy, I heard on the news that John Kerry decided not to run. Coincidence? I think not!

BTW, Happy Australian Day to all!

Because humans are under the impression that 1 human year equals 7 dog years I have decided that when I'm president, there will be 7 times as many holidays as there currently are. That way we can rightfully acknowledge Corn Dog Day, Underwear Day, Pie Day, and all the other worthwhile holidays.

I'm going to end my post now. I'm embarking on a fact finding mission in the kitchen. I hope to discover a new source of peanut butter.