
Saturday is a very important holiday, National Corndog Day. And this year I am not going to miss it like I did last year and the year prior. Corndogs are a valuable part of our economy. Please encourage your humans to purchase as many corndogs as they can. They are tasty. They are on a stick. And they have "dog" in their name. I ask woo, what is not to love?
And remember that I promised you that when I become President, that I will have 7 times the current number of important national holidays!


