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Showing posts with label Corn Dog Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Corn Dog Day. Show all posts

Friday, March 21, 2008

Saturday Is National Corndog Day!

woo!

Saturday is a very important holiday, National Corndog Day. And this year I am not going to miss it like I did last year and the year prior. Corndogs are a valuable part of our economy. Please encourage your humans to purchase as many corndogs as they can. They are tasty. They are on a stick. And they have "dog" in their name. I ask woo, what is not to love?



And remember that I promised you that when I become President, that I will have 7 times the current number of important national holidays!

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Saturday Was Also National Corn Dog Day!

Once again we missed out on the National Corn Dog Day festivities. But I think it's the sort of holiday you can celebrate day after day.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Blue Sky

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Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see


Right after I announced my candidacy, I heard on the news that John Kerry decided not to run. Coincidence? I think not!

BTW, Happy Australian Day to all!

Because humans are under the impression that 1 human year equals 7 dog years I have decided that when I'm president, there will be 7 times as many holidays as there currently are. That way we can rightfully acknowledge Corn Dog Day, Underwear Day, Pie Day, and all the other worthwhile holidays.

I'm going to end my post now. I'm embarking on a fact finding mission in the kitchen. I hope to discover a new source of peanut butter.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Saturday, Mar 18th, 2006 was Nat'l Corn Dog Day!

We just found out while listening to the Nick Digilio Show on Chicago radio station WGN that Saturday, Mar 18th, 2006 was National Corn Dog Day!

Our Human had her first corn dog just one week ago. And can you believe it? She didn't share with us!

She bought a box of corn dogs today so hope remains alive with us.