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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Discrimination!

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I read an article today with a certain amount of hope in my heart. It was about a hotel chain that offered massages for dogs. Great!!!!! But as I got deeper into this article I read this:

Figure in the hotel's 20-pound weight limit


That's stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I've decided to ignore that (for now). I'm moving on...

Meeshka has a good idea about how we need to be nicer to people--especially those who don't have animal friends. She said this is how we should dominate the world. I think that is a good idea. Yesterday I snuck away and changed my town's gas prices. All that did was cause anger.

10 comments:

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrr Matey, those be some pirate prices fer sure.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Turbo the Sibe said...

Harrrr!!!!

Pippin the flyball dog said...

What a smart dog you are Turbo--are you sure you're not a Border Husky or a Siberian Collie? That's a good move for world domination!

Pippin

Holly said...

HaHa!!! I love it!

But, you don't want to raise those gas prices too high, then we won't get any car rides!!

HEHD Holly

Turbo the Sibe said...

Pippin & Holly, it was a good plan, but I changed the prices after I saw how angry the humans were. Like Holly pointed out, it could affect car rides.

Tierre said...

Thank God you changed them!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Yes, the Tube Wolf is a nice guy. Remember that the next time someone says differently.

Shmoo said...

Very nice work Turbo! Soon they'll all be scootering to that work place, and when it snows or rains, they'll have to call in and say they can't scooter in. Pretty soon everyone will "work" from home, then there will be nothing really done and then work will become obsolete.

Meeshka

Ivy said...

oh good! i am glad that you changed the prices back. i wuddent want to miss any rides-in-the-car! i think it is so stupid to discriminate against dogs by weight! imagine if a peepol tried to check into a hotel and they said

scuze me but that will be $50 extra surcharge cuz you are over our weight limit.

just imagine wut the peepol wud say to that!!

Turbo the Sibe said...

It's not fair that dogs can be discriminated against but humans can't!