I Want You!

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Thanks to the help of C-Bux, I am unveiling my first campaign posters.

I appreciate all the help and support I've gotten so far. Of course, this will be a long and boring campaign. But it's not my fault! The stupid human politicians got an early start on the road to the White Dog House.

One of my first campaign promises is that my speeches will be only a couple minutes long. Who wants to listen longer than that anyway?

And at the end of my speeches everyone will be able to have cheese and bacon.

Look At Me!

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I'm Tuberaham Lincoln!

In other news, stop by and wish Meeshka a happy birthday. She got the greatest gift ever!

Discrimination!

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I read an article today with a certain amount of hope in my heart. It was about a hotel chain that offered massages for dogs. Great!!!!! But as I got deeper into this article I read this:

Figure in the hotel's 20-pound weight limit

That's stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I've decided to ignore that (for now). I'm moving on...

Meeshka has a good idea about how we need to be nicer to people--especially those who don't have animal friends. She said this is how we should dominate the world. I think that is a good idea. Yesterday I snuck away and changed my town's gas prices. All that did was cause anger.

Happy Old Year!

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Some of you have already started 2007, but we haven't yet. We still have several hours to wait. I don't have resolutions, 'cause they are stupid and what's the point? I'm not going to be nicer to Lex or stop peeing on things. My Human has a couple goals. I noticed that Trixie Koontz has some resolutions, so if you want to read them, you can.

The Army of Four mentioned that they'd seen my moniker over in their section of the park. Yes, like Kilroy, I am everywhere! I thought I'd share with you a picture of some of my graffiti. Unfortunately police officers are human and they were a bit angry with me!



I have another important bit of news but I'm going to share it in a different posting...

Institute

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Thanks to the help of Charlie the Big Dog, I've opened up my own business. Look at me! I'm a scientist!

Meep's Announcement

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Blogger is being stupid. It wouldn't let me into Meepie's blog to post a comment. So, I decided to help the Meep out by posting his announcement.

Meepie wrote, "I've decided to expand my practice..."

Superhusky, The Movie

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Treats!

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Look at these big biscuits I found!



Does it count as pirate booty?

No Snow!

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Once again those stupid weather people lied about the snow! They had snow in the forecast, but they yanked it away and left us only rain!

That stupid Lex was rubbing it in. He said this:

"Ha ha ha, Turbo! You're never going to have snow. Back before you lived with us, we had snow all the time. Even in July! WHO'S STUPID NOW, LITTLE DOG?"

So I had to yell at Lex and stomp my foot a few times. I was so angry with him that I created a poster to inspire everyone:

On Broadway

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I just wanted to let all of you know about my exciting new Broadway show...The Turbo Show!



Here's what the papers are saying about my show:

Huricane Akara Turbofire returns to Broadway after his appearance in the Tony Ward winning revival of Cats. In his one-man show, Turbo offers his acerbic views on views on current events, culture - the New York Yankees and yes, Sammy Davis Jr.! Begins November 13.

Gift

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My Human had a birthday yesterday...It was one of those milestone birthdays, too. According to Cal the Wonderdog's chart, my Human would be 6 if she was a small dog and 5 if she was a large dog. That means that Niki, Lex, Meepie, and Fargo are all older than she is and me and Roo Roo are younger.

I made my Human a birthday gift:



You'll notice that I was nice enough to include the Durango, the Dyson, and some husky destruction. My Human really seems to enjoy destruction! Fargo complained that I don't show his face. I told him to shut up and he should make his own gift next time!

TBA

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(a wag of the tail for Mr. Greg Lee and the Ao4)

Humans!

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I think it's stupid when humans declare that their dog "thinks he's a human." AS IF!!!!! Here's a list of things about humans that I'm not jealous of:

1. They have to do certain things on certains days and times. Work week? What the %#%@ is that?!

2. They wear clothes and shoes.

3. They don't like to smell things like we do.

4. They have stupid, petty rules about things. "Don't get on the couch!" "Don't chew on that!" "No, don't pee on there!"

5. They pee in the refillable drinking bowl in that small, tiled room.

6. They spend too much time blabbling on that stupid phone thing.

7. They like to think they are in control.

8. They run a lot slower than we do.

Of course I could go on, but unlike humans, I know when to stop.

This cartoon (Apartment 3-G) shows several of these flaws:



I think I have improved it with these changes:

Time Is On Our Side

I'm very pleased with Time Magazine's change in editorial policy on what they are covering. First it was Charlie the Big Dog, now it's me. I'll tell you later about the other 10 things, till then you'll have to buy the magazine.

Tubey Is Influential

I don't care what that stupid Lex says...I am important! I am influential. Charlie the Big Dog sent me this photo that shows my name as the verification word on Blogger. Of course it was totally random and not at all manipulated. It proves that Blogger loves the Tube Wolf!


Also, as further proof of my influence. All my house mates (with the exception of the stupid Gecko) now have blogs of their own. You can find their links at the bottom of my "Dog Blog" links. Yeah, technically my Human and that stupid Dyson Animal are not dogs, but I kept them there for consistency sake.

At It Again!

Updated!!!

Stupid Lex did his stupid hacking again!!! He defaced my photo! Fortunately the good dogs behind Dogs With Blogs were able to secure the site and clear up Lex's mess.



See what happens when I have to be in the crate!

Real or Fake?

Someone on that listserve thingie that the humans use to mock and attempt to foil our plans for world domination posted some links to photos of a husky that had climbed a tower. Do you think they are real or fake?





Of course I don't doubt the talents of my fellow huskies, but I don't buy that these photos are real. I found some discussion on this on line, but I think that these photos are a few years old, so I'm late to the dance. The website whose name is on the photos states on their homepage: "Warning: This is a parody site. It is not affiliated with any product or service that may be parodied on this site. This site is for entertainment purposes only."

My Human once manipulated a photo of me and my sister, Clover (and she isn't even very skilled with Photoshop):

Meepie's Eye

3 of the 6 of us have blue eyes: Meepie, Aurora, and Niki. Those guys each have 2 blue eyes. While my Human is still under the spell of Springtime allergies, here's a photo of Meepie's eye that she manipulated with Photoshop.

Another Indy Production

As Raisa mentioned in a comment, no offense to the feline readers.

Woof Woof's Good Idea

In a comment in my Corn Dog Day entry, Woof Woof inspired me to create this.