Lex Causes Thunder!

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I discovered yesterday that thunder is Lex's fault!!! How do I know this? I was just laying around, keeping my eye on Lex and it thundered! The sound came from his direction, so it had to be his fault. I stood up to growl at him and let him know that I found this very inappropriate.

Of course my stupid Human didn't like this. She never likes it when I point out that Lex is being stupid. So I promptly was escorted to my box.
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Yelling!

So I was yelling at Lex today. You probably know by know that it was because he was being stupid. My Human (who I think is stupid) decided to take a couple pictures of me before tossing me in my box. What's up with that????

It's 74 degrees Fahrenheit today. The stupid public school system decided early this morning to end the day about half way through because it was "too hot." I heard my Human discussing this (in the manner described as being that of a female canine) with her friend Large Oh. Now, my Human doesn't have any of those stupid hairless puppies, so she really shouldn't care one way or another about this. But she's all worked up over the school system. She'll probably blather on about this in her blog at some point. I heard my Human mention that this was a soap box issue for her. I hope so. I kind of like the taste of soap.

Stupid Noisy Thing!

That stupid thing that makes a lot of noise in the morning and wakes us up yelled for an hour and 7 minutes before my Human made it shut up! We've gotten pretty good at ignoring it, but still!!!! It was Fargo who finally woke my Human up by poking her!

And then my Human didn't take the time to play with us and let us watch that stupid TV before she left for her stupid job!

I could have woken her up sooner to make that stupid thing shut up, but I was in my box. All because of that stupid Lex, of course!!

At It Again!

Updated!!!

Stupid Lex did his stupid hacking again!!! He defaced my photo! Fortunately the good dogs behind Dogs With Blogs were able to secure the site and clear up Lex's mess.



See what happens when I have to be in the crate!

Decorating

My Human has been moving furniture all over the place. She even stuck my crate in a different room! She got a new love seat and the back of it is too high to leap over. My life is not fair.

My Human's Not Sleeping Well

My Human hasn't been sleeping well lately. And she's been blaming it on me!!!! My Human claims that I've been yelling at Lex too much during the night. But I think we all know that it's really Lex's fault. For example, last night he had the nerve to walk down the hall during the night!

Can you guess what happens to poor Tubey then? Yep, my Human sticks me in the box!

My Human isn't all bad, though. She did lie on the floor with me last night rubbing my head and belly.

Pool!

Well, my Human finally put the pool out. We had a good time in it yesterday morning, and of course we decorated the sheets afterwards. The weather turned really hot yesterday, and it's supposed to stay that way for a while. It rained hard yesterday afternoon. I had to spend time in my box because I was yelling at Lex, telling him it was his fault that it was thundering.

My Human has to go back to work today. I think she needs to get one of those jobs where she can hang out at home all day.

In the Box

I cursed Lex out really good this morning for being stupid and walking across the livingroom floor!


My Human promptly arrested me. I attempted to explain my side of it.


But she didn't listen and promptly threw me into the Box.

Night of a Thousand Bugs

Because it was hot last evening, my Human left the doors wide open. This was an invitation for thousands of bugs to come in and fly around my house, land on my carpet, and land on my Human. I didn't get to see all of the bugs up close because my Human stuck me in my crate because I was telling Lex that he was stupid. Aurora said that they didn't taste very good. Most of them were these little dark bugs about the size of a grain of rice. Meepie said that he didn't know for sure what they were, but said they were annoying. My Human tried to vacuum them up.

Ticks are stupid, too. We got some on us and brought them in the house. Our human had to get rid of those, too.

It's going to be hot again today. My Human has NOT put our pool out yet. I think we're all just going to sleep today.

Shameful Husky Secrets

To the casual observer, these pictures appear to be cute huskies being lazy. But to me I see evidence of my shameful secret. Notice the undisturbed stuffed animals, books, and even a live gecko. Also notice that there are actually 2 different couches.

Hi, I'm Turbo the Sibe and I'm not destructive. There, I've said it! I have never enjoyed ripping stuffed animals to shreds. Or couches. Or pillows. Or comforters. Lex, Meepie, Fargo, and Aurora have all participated in chaos and destruction.

Let me address the couch first. If you look in the previous entry with Meepie's head sticking out in the couch you will see that that couch is different than the 2 in this entry. Yep, that couch fell victim to husky destruction via Lex, Meepie, and Fargo. The replacement couch is the one on the left in this entry. It is also departed due to the handy work of L, M, & F.

Fargo also likes to remove carpet and linoleum, but he's not done this for a few years.

Lex once removed a huge hunk of drywall.

Meepie has killed feather pillows, phone books, and many stuffed animals.

Aurora loves sinking her teeth into a nice fluffy comforter.

Niki hasn't shown any tendencies in this area yet.

But I ask "WHY AM I CRATED WHEN THE HUMAN LEAVES????" The photo below was a "set up." The Human placed this stuffie in front of me to get a cute picture of the puppy chewing on something. The only thing I enjoy destroying is toilet paper tubes, but Aurora tries to steal them so I can't even enjoy that!

Lightning is Stupid

We had one of those stupid storms with lightning last night. My Human slept through most of it 'cause she had earplugs in her ears. She didn't offer us any. (Sometimes we like to chew them up.) Everyone gets all worked up about the storm. I have to yell at Lex to tell him that he's stupid. He wants to get next to the Human, but she is MY HUMAN. So I read him the riot act. And guess what happens to me when I do that? Yep, the Human forces me into my crate! Oh the inhumanity incaninity!

And she didn't give me any pizza tonight!

Here's a photo of Lex moping.