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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Stupid Noisy Thing!

That stupid thing that makes a lot of noise in the morning and wakes us up yelled for an hour and 7 minutes before my Human made it shut up! We've gotten pretty good at ignoring it, but still!!!! It was Fargo who finally woke my Human up by poking her!

And then my Human didn't take the time to play with us and let us watch that stupid TV before she left for her stupid job!

I could have woken her up sooner to make that stupid thing shut up, but I was in my box. All because of that stupid Lex, of course!!


Ender said...

Hey Turbo, lookie at what I found...They even make toys named after you!


I AM my parens alarm!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Thanks, Ender. That's really cool!

IndyPindy said...

I thought your human got to stay home for a while!

My dad doesn't have to go to work today, but I still wanted him to wake up when mom did. So when mom was in the shower I got on the bed and stood over dad. He didn't wake up, so I drooled on him. THAT woke him up!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

No, my Human's vacation doesn't start until two Saturdays from now. This week she's working long hours 'cause her co-worker is on vacation. She's in a business with 2 employees.

LargeOh said...

Why was your human so knocked out?
Does she over sleep often?
How often does she let her alcoholism make her late for work?
Is she usually sober enough to remember to give you guys food and water?
Does she bathe?
Do you think she needs an intervention?
What step is she on.... 1-12?
Does she wake up and yell, "Liza! Liza!... Damn it all... Bring Mommy her booze and her pills!"

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. YO MAMA!!!!

Woofwoof said...

Don't Yo-Mama her. She might head-butt you.