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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Sneaky Roo Roo

Aurora is a sneaky little girl. She likes tricking us into giving up something that we want. Example, I love the center tube of a roll of toilet paper. My Human usually gives it to me to destroy. But Roo Roo will stare at me and make me so agitated that I charge her. She'll then calmly take the tube and run off with it.

Roo Roo really thinks her cuteness is so irresistible to others that she can apply husky mind control whenever and wherever she decides too. A good example of this was when my Human's friend Large Oh was visiting last year for my Human's birthday. Large Oh had made a birthday cake. It was a white cake with cherry filling and chocolate chips. After the cake was finish, Large Oh and my Human were eating it in the living room. Roo Roo climbed up on Large Oh's lap and lay upside down to encourage belly rubs. Roo Roo was hoping that she was so adorable that Large Oh would set down her cake. Large Oh did find Roo Roo awful cute, but she liked her cake more. So, she stretched her arm out so that the cake was out of Roo Roo's reach. Roo Roo kept stretching her body and Large Oh kept stretching her arm. Ultimately, Large Oh won the battle and Roo Roo didn't get any cake.

9 comments:

Ivy said...

hey hey tubey! i love those middle tubes from the toilet paper too! my peepol always call me when one is reddy for me to destroy and i take it a run off to chew it. mmmmmmmm... cardboard!

roo roo sounds like a reely smooth operator. i am glad she dozent live in my house and steal my tubes!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Hey Hey Ivy! Yeah Roo Roo is very smooth! She's a good Human trainer, too. She's trained my Human to give her toilet paper squares while the Human is on the toilet seat.

Lili said...

Hey Tubey! I think I am very lucky, because I am the BOSS at home and nobody wants to steal my tubes!!!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Happy, Roo Roo is sneaky & tricky, but she can be fun, too.

Woofwoof said...

Why am I not surprised that Large Oh would deny a Husky her cake? You should all get together and teach her a lesson, that cakes are for dogs.

Turbo the Sibe said...

Woof Woof, you should hear her talk about denying us cheesecake!

She did share Raspberry Zingers with us, but I think she only did that so that we'd know what we were missing later.

IndyPindy said...

Yup...I have tried that trick. Ufortunately, most humans eventually catch on...darn it!

LargeOh said...

I'll tell ya what WoofWoof... That crazy RooRoo didn't really help much in the making of the cake... So I didn't think I had to let her have any. I'm not all bad though ...I have been known to let a dog lick my ice-cream cone while I'm still eating it and to let my mean old pussy drink out of my mug of milk... And please remember that I allowed the Tube dog to stand on my boobs while pressing his anus all over my face. I now know why Miss Whitney thinks CRACK is WACK!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Canines, I apologize for my Human's friend. She's apparently had too much sugar.

Er-hum! By "pussy" Large Oh means "cat."

And please don't discuss my rear orifice. That's private!