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Sunday, July 09, 2006

Human Language Is Still Stupid

Humans sometimes eat things such as pancakes, French toast, and waffles. Sometimes they pour syrup on their food. Sometimes that syrup is fake maple flavored. Sometimes the syrup is called "butter flavored." You'd think that the syrup would taste like butter because of the name, but no. It still tastes like fake maple syrup.

And sometimes humans go to a building and watch movies on a screen on the wall. They sometimes get popcorn to munch on. And sometimes that popcorn has a gooey liquid poured onto it that is "butter flavoring." It does not taste like fake maple syrup. It's taste is reminiscent of butter.

So, my words of advice today is to beware of liquidy "butter flavor." It could be fake maple syrup or fake butter.

Some Siberian Huskies have formed a Butter Club. They even have a constitution. They know the difference!

8 comments:

Woofwoof said...

When we grill cats, we use nothing but genuine butter. Can you go next door and ask the cows for some of their real butter?

The MaPaw Butter Club does have one design that I really like, the one that shows a husky with a guitar and says "Hushies rock!"

Turbo the Sibe said...

I'll ask them on my next voyage.

IndyPindy said...

Wow, you have access to fresh, real butter! Not that homogenized, pasteurized crap!

I can't have butter...I'm 'llergic to dairy...sucks!

LargeOh said...

When The Bad Old Pussy grills WoofWoof's ass, she will remember that real butter is important to the integrity of the dish.

Turbo the Sibe said...

Shut up about that cat, Large Oh!

Turbo the Sibe said...

Indy, butter is always good. Sorry you're missing it.

Ivy said...

hey tubey! i love love love butter! i want to be part of your butter club too! is it a problum that i am not a husky?

Turbo the Sibe said...

Ivy, I don't remember if it's a problem. You could at least be an auxilliary member.