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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Television is Stupid

Do your humans watch that stupid television thing? Mine sure does. There are a few shows that she watches a lot: House, Good Eats, Judge Judy, Project Runway, and Cops. Of those, only Cops is smart enough to actually have dogs on it. (Regarding Project Runway, my Human is saddened that Malan was auf'd. She feels that some potential good snark was removed from her life.)

I don't watch much tv. It doesn't interest me much. However, my Human gave me my nickname of Tubey because of the mascot of Television Without Pity.

When my Human goes to her stupid job she will leave the radio on for us. We never get to choose the station, though.

Today the stupid tv said that it's going to be a high of over 100 degrees! But tomorrow it's supposed to be a high of 85. And the stupid tv said that we're supposed get some storms tomorrow. Can't it just change temperatures without those stupid storms!!!!????


Unknown said...

I like TV depending of what is on. I like football because usually my humans get snacks like pop-corns or crackers and almost always some of it falls on the floor.
Mummy likes to watch Animal Planet, so it is fun when she is in the living-room.
PS: Happy International Friendship Day to you and your family!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Well, Happy International Friendship Day, to you too! Treats and gifts to everyone!

And of course a standing offer to come over to our house to shred some cardboard.

IndyPindy said...

I agree with you that TV is stupid! The only good shows are on Animal Planet.

Dakota said...

Oh, my mom likes that Project Runway show too. She ooohhhs and aaahhhs over the designs. I don't know why, it's not like she can play with me in that bed sheet turned in to a formal dress. She likes Good Eats too. Now, every now and then I like that one...... because it gets mom in the kitchen. And if she's in the kitchen, she's that much closer to the cheese!


Shmoo said...

My humans use to turn the tv on for me in the morning, back when my palatial crate was in the bedroom, and let me watch Oprah. I loved Oprah, only because she features a lot of stupid humans. I'd lay in my crate and make fun of them.

About all my humans watch are mummy and giant octopus shows. They're into all that historical stuff. They say the other shows are stupid. They normally just watch the tv in bed and leave it on when they sleep, so we have fun stomping on the remote, changing channels and turning the volume WAAAAY up in the middle of the night.


H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

It's too hot to post comments, but here you go!

Indy, we like Animal Planet too. MEERKATS!!!!

Dakota, Roo Roo would rip the sheet dress apart.

Meeshka, my Human loves octopus shows, too!